riezmañ 🇲🇾

stand up cumedian 🤡 joke wryter @flyfm958 ✍️ nuckhead 🏒

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

Shawarmas are just burritos that converted to Islam 🧕🏽

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

Lofi is elevator music for gen zs

[kate @buddiesdevils]

quinn hughes white girl wasted spamming his instagram story is actually so funny to me

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

what if we all died during covid and the last 6 years been us waiting in purgatory lobby cos servers are full

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

the male urge to introduce the person you dating and highkey like to your annehs at your fav mamak

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

we defo in the soft launch phase of WW3

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

we got 2.6 billion reasons to smile today

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

wolf of wall street viewing party at my house everyone to celebrate

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

Netflix is cute trynna buy everything up before getting bought by Saudi in 2 years

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

Pree Falestine

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

@tommykippes2 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

had a teacher from boston get me watching the 2011 finals and tried to turn me on to the bruins

but ended up failling in love with the sedins, strombone and the green men more hahaha

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

brat summer is over

orange winter is coming 🫡

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

capitalism is why we cant have nice things

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Columbus Blue Jackets statement on the passing of Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew.

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

He’s a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another doom

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The reveal of Robert Downey Jr as Doctor Doom.

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

If youre Malaysian youre used to being told system down

BUT HOMY SHIT THE WHOLE WORLD NOW KENA

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: Actress known for her role in “Insecure” Amanda Seales said that Donald Trump's assassination attempt was staged.

Seales: “That sh*# was more staged than a Tyler Perry production of Madea Runs for President

I lived in Harlem long enough to know gunshots do not sound like making popcorn on the stove.”

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

Reselling my Good Vibes Festival tickets

DM if interested

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

malaysian adults with foot fetishes wondering why:

[riezmañ 🇲🇾 @rieznuts]

Humans shares 60% of our genes with bananas, not 100%.

Thats why we all cant speak chinese