being a novelist would be cool mainly bc u can write shit that makes no sense on purpose and watch college professors absolutely flog their students they are swindling out of thousands of dollars to try and have it make sense, when in reality u were just like โidk sounds goodโ
@Matt_MillerNW @astros โUh... weโre uh sorry. It definitely didnโt even help us win though. That league leading 14% difference in whiff rate between home and away is unrelatedโ