Shawn 😴

Fuc da world 🖕🏽🌍

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#PS5Share, #EASPORTSFC24

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#PS5Share, #EASPORTSFC24

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#PS5Share, #FIFA23

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#PS5Share, #FIFA23

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#PS5Share, #FIFA23

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Teacher: "If you have any questions before the test just ask"

The teacher when I ask a question:

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Gareth Southgate after Sancho, Rashford and Saka all missed their penalties

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Teacher: "Don’t pack up yet there’s still 30 sec-"

Me:

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What spiritual mfs tell you life is gonna be like once you stop beating your meat

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"How many p*rnos have you watched?"

Me:

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When your favorite teacher yells at you for the first time

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When you’re at a parent-teacher conference and the teacher says "I’m going to be honest here"

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How mfs feel after saying "Didn’t ask" to someone in the group chat

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8 year old me after Santa didn’t bring me the Christmas present I asked for

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Nobody:

My parents driving to the airport at 3am when the flight is at 6:30:

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Astrology girls explaining how I’m a bad person because of the month I was born in

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Me going to bed remembering the missing assignment that is due the next day

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Teacher: "Discuss the question with the person next to you"

Me and the person:

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Math teachers when you get the right answer but didn’t show any working out

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Teacher: "The lowest grade was 37"

Me: "What idiot got that?"

Also me looking at my test: