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[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

windows when you try to delete a really big folder

[lol. lmao. @makapatag]

america u must convince ur gen z that organizing and infiltrating bourgeois institutions is a roguelike

[convenhamos @vegetacil]

esse vídeo me cura de todos os males pqppp esse veio chapado me quebra demais

[fredguy @hfredguy]

My father-in-law is Yakub. He is insanely gifted. We were watching this music video together years ago and I asked him what it would take to make white boys with a little motion today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

[John Doomer @jonathandoomer]

“just attach a photo of your open palm”

yeah man great idea, give the largest pattern-recognition system ever built a high-resolution scan of the one thing you can’t change when it leaks

we went from “don’t post your SSN online” to “upload your entire hand so autocomplete can tell you you’ll meet a tall stranger”

also funny how it’s “palm reading” and not “hey can you map my vein patterns and unique crease geometry into a persistent identity graph”

you’re not getting your future predicted, you’re getting indexed

[Alana Cho @AlanaChoREAL]

This message is meaningful and important 🥹🥹

[dawn/nagito @vriskahimejoshi]

SCIENTOLOGY RUN PATCH NOTES:
-Added co-op: up to 8 players can take on the Scientology building in either local or online multiplayer.
-Nerfed Tom Cruise’s health by 10%

[vídeos sem contexto @semcontextotv]

*noé chamando os animais pra entrar na arca por ordem alfabetica*

a zebra sentindo a água batendo no butico:

[dizzee @diz__zee]

mythical reel gem alarm

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

[O Estupefato Bodegas ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @sarueposting]

Imagina ficar chapado na guerra onde as pessoas ficam escondidas na mata querendo te matar

[Skeeter Mcbeaver @That0ddB0y]

GOYIM OF THE YEAR AWARD😭😭😭😭😭

[yoktan @vimtoenjoyer]

So ein Goy digga es ist unfassbar

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

This nigga was reminiscing 😭😭😭

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

This Japanese Parliament cigarettes ad from the 90s featuring Charlie Sheen singlehandedly undoes decades of anti-smoking ads.

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

absolutely fascinating things happening over on instagram reels

[Don binaire @chienmusical]

les wokes plaques à induction veulent nous enlever ça

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

I feel his pain.

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

When his expression changed as quick as he saw her shoes 😭