vasectomy corporation

legion, 28, he/they/it. Horror-loving spider-keeping knight-in-training (Not at all affiliated with the card game called riftbound, I've had this @ since 2018)

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

why don't you get totally soaked to the bone taking care of horses in the pouring rain and maybe then you'll feel better

[illus @uyouu19]

Meursault

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

But also like. Girl look at the username of the person who shows up in the @ preview

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

Every time I get a random @ from an angry trading card game player about shit going on with the riftbound card game I want to mess with them. But its for the best for everyone that im not very skilled at on-the-spot humor

[tiny soprano @fkanyx]

Went to Chau Chak Wing museum and saw some of Gao Hangs work
Really quite delicious

[BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt @them_failure]

New contender for funniest sprite sheet in the game

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

Spiders cw

Oh she's doing the food wiggles. So freaking cute

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

Spiders cw + insects cw

The psalmopoeus reduncus molted a few weeks ago too and she's so big now. I can't easily photograph her due to....all of the qualities of who she is as a spider. But I can show you this uneventful video of her chewing on a roach

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

Spiders cw

The psalmopoeus in comparison to my hand. I do have small hands so take that into consideration

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

Spiders cw

The horny pervert and his ugly stringy web. Hasn't eaten since January and I suspect he may never again

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

It's difficult to really capture her true colors on camera because she's so shy, and the spider room is dark, and tarantula colors rely so much on iridescence. But she is truly the color of a cheeto

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

spiders cw

My OBT molted :) & I finally was able to pull the molt out of the enclosure. unfortunately I don't think I can use this molt to sex this spider because the abdomen is too damaged, but check out how pretty the iridescent toes are. I also love seeing the fangs up close

[vasectomy corporation @riftbound]

Spiders cw

The spider herself. Or at least a spider butt, her dinner worm, and a suggestion of the rest of a spider. It's been a bit over a week and she's gotten her appetite back. And also, she's actually orange now

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

now why does NJ Transit make this shirt in adult sizes

[Disability Rights UK @DisRightsUK]

🚨DR UK's Statement on the EHRC's New Code of Practice

"We are appalled at implications that an adequate workaround is trans people using Disabled toilets instead. We will not be used as a loophole in the wider erosion of trans rights."

Full statement👇
https://t.co/2eZAsJXdzV

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[emi ♪💜 @indxprxy]

hermes making prescripts during june

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

[pretty masc for a female clown @spidercycle]

yes. YES!

[pretty masc for a female clown @spidercycle]

why do men keep moving in upstairs and having their girlfriends hang out over there. can’t the girlfriend be the one moving in upstairs and the guy be the one visiting occasionally instead