Katsensual

If Drew Levin asks, I have a pussy.

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@spritec0re Fraid not, try roaming supports instead. All of the fun of jungle with a tenth of the responsibilities.

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@acervosettrigh People get paid to make this shit bro, there's a whole art team and everything.

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@Drututt I have no idea why people looked at these changes and the consensus was "ah this will be good szn"

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@WolfieXp @SingedO0 @Pinkwardlol @WhatleyLeague Ah, Xerath, Viktor, Hwei, Ahri, Syndra, Vladimir, Lissandra, Vex, Malz, Zoe, TF etc. don't count because...... they counter other mages? Your opinion would give YamatosDeath a heart attack on the spot.

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@cupicx @RiotPhroxzon @TheRealYGV3 @RiotZac Mage bot should be viable to an extent, people have done it for years but it's always been a minority until recently. Just make it harder and less rewarding for them. There should be a bar of skill to play mage bot, it should be situational or require experience. Not auto win.

[Truck Driver @TruckDriverLoL]

@Sanchovies 🥺

[Veigarv2 @Veigar_v2]

Wave management

[wackaflcka @wackaflcka1]

"people just figured it after 7 years. This is how design/balance/etc has been forever. Unless Riot quite literally makes certain classes function relative to lane, welcome to what was a long time coming." End quote - @LSXYZ9 2026

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@realeater4ever It's okay to be into these things, but identifying as it is cringe. Like identifying as an "otaku". Just watch anime and don't make it your personality.

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

drew levin appeared in my dream last night

i don't know how. i didn't invite him.

he was just there, like a riot games sleep paralysis demon

and he told me everything

he explained that league of legends isn't a game.

it's a system. a self fulfilling prophecy engine designed to convince you that you're exactly the rank you deserve to be.

the matchmaking doesn't measure your skill. it CONFIRMS your beliefs about yourself

"you think you're hardstuck," he said,

"so the system hands you the exact conditions to prove it.

the inter. the afk.

the loss streak. you manifested it.

the riot code just delivered"

he told me every game is a mirror.

that the enemy team is you.

that the honor system is a test.

that ranked was never about climbing

it was about whether you'd break the loop or feed it forever

i asked him what it all means

he looked at me and said "the rift is like a church and most people pray to lose"

and then

right before i woke up, he leaned in close

and he said

by the way.

i see your plays.

the bonevoid crops.

the relationship arcs.

pana dying to minions & kadeem flashing.

the vayne fanfic.

the nudes

"keep going. it's working"

and then i woke up

Study the Saskio way

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@StalccLOL It's giving abuse goblin
https://t.co/iH7VdgIvnA

[vost @foolibuster]

mindfulness

[kam @goatyusi]

the ideal league of legends comp:

- undiagnosed autistic top
- depressed alcoholic jungler
- bisexual pervert midlaner
- mean lesbian adc
- gay male support

[Cocaine Bear @afraidofwomen51]

Riot Games, every patch for some reason

[Yozu 👑🤍 @YozuLoL]

First look at the ON Lux card from Riftbound

SHE LOOKS SO GOOD OMG

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@whrecorelulu Flex rank should only go to D1. Don't get mes started on TFT ranks showing first on profiles. Those ranks should be like
Silly Billy
Goofy Guy
Joyous Fella

[Katsensual @riftpsycho]

@SmashJT Too late. The piece of shit game already came out.

[YoungGooby @TheRealYGV3]

Pullin up to lane with Noonquiver and the enemy mage has Lost Chapter