ellie

[loren @k8mckinnonstan]

always sunny fanbase

[ellie @rigbmord]

@linphea_ i like to listen to that one compilstion of his va laughing to get a general vibr

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[t3mple is seeing cortis @catyufan]

this is how it feels to give my opinion on literally anything

[addie @aclclie]

brushed teeth then smoked weed ate ice cream

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[Knife/Don 🔻 || 3/5 @knifebaastard]

a lot of y'all aren't as woke as you think you are lmao there has always been a connection between black people and pitbulls

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[mj 🐇 @lazyfaeriee]

Something that always fascinates me as a woman who has suffered from mental health issues my entire life is how men are like “no one cares about men’s mental health.” No one cares about women’s either lol

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[ellie @rigbmord]

@darlingeppy squealed more seeing brian than the beatles

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong