mi

girl just wanna be rich coz she bookmarked all the amazing trip and hotels recommendation threads that she knows she cant afford. bye.

[mi @rightafterre]

So, i think im gonna share my first chemo experience.

Karena lagi gabut aku mau cerita dari awal. Ini seuprit upayaku untuk spreading awareness about cancer. Aku tahu jalanku masih panjang kedepannya buat semua pengobatan, but lets make it less scary _c_

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Jude Bellingham on his friendship with Erling Haaland:

🎙️ Interviewer: “Jude, earlier in the tunnel we saw you playfully kick Erling Haaland, and during the match you were both laughing while waiting for a free-kick. Tell us about your friendship.”

🗣️ Jude Bellingham:

“That’s just our thing. During our time at Dortmund, we were always kicking each other after someone scored or even in training. It was never anything serious—it was just our way of saying hello.

So when I saw him in the tunnel today, I used our little formula again. People probably thought it was strange, but for us it’s completely normal. He knew exactly what I was doing and just laughed.

Now I’m at Real Madrid and he’s at Manchester City, we don’t get to see each other as often, so whenever we meet, we always have a laugh. I know how much he tried to convince me to join Manchester City back then, and we still joke about it today.

Once the whistle goes, though, everything changes. He’s fighting for Norway, I’m fighting for England. There are no favours on the pitch. We both want to win.

After the game, we’re friends again. That’s football. You compete with everything you’ve got for 90 or 120 minutes, then you leave it all on the pitch and enjoy seeing your friends again.”

[JACCINTA @AFCJaccy]

💣🚨 Declan Rice explains why he embraced Martin Ødegaard after the final whistle.

🗣️ “When the final whistle went, there were no opponents anymore. I didn’t see Norway or England. I just saw my captain.”

“I know how much this game meant to Martin. I know how much he carries on his shoulders, not only for Norway but every single day as a leader. Seeing him hurting like that… I couldn’t just walk past.”

“We’ve built something special at Arsenal. We’ve celebrated together, we’ve suffered together, and we’ve pushed each other to become better players and better people. That doesn’t disappear because we’re wearing different national team shirts.”

“I just wanted him to know he wasn’t standing there alone. Football can break your heart in one moment, but the people you share the journey with help put the pieces back together.”

“In a few weeks, we’ll be back at the Emirates fighting side by side again. He’ll still be my captain, I’ll still fight for him, and together we’ll keep chasing the biggest trophies for Arsenal.”

“For 90 minutes we represented different countries. But the bond we have at Arsenal is bigger than one match. That will never change.

#NORENG #AFC

[L'Europe @leuropefootball]

🗣️🇳🇴 Erling Haaland: "Buraya kadar çok iyi çıkardık. Futbol oynamak her zaman eğlencelidir ama basın toplantısı yapmaktan bıktım.

Artık tatil zamanı. İngiltere'ye bol şans." (Gülerek) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤝

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Alf-Inge Haaland on speaking to Erling Haaland after Norway’s World Cup elimination to England.

🗣️ “I walked into the dressing room and saw my son sitting there in complete silence, tears streaming down his face. He tried so hard to hide them, but he couldn’t. His heart was shattered. I put my hand on his shoulder, looked him in the eyes and said, ‘Erling, don’t you dare apologise. Don’t carry this pain alone. You gave your country every drop of your heart, every ounce of your strength, and every breath you had.’ Seeing your own son broken like that is one of the hardest things a father can experience.”

”‘People only celebrate the goals and the trophies. They never see the sacrifices, the endless pressure, the sleepless nights, the injuries, the doubts, and the emotional burden of carrying an entire nation’s dreams. Erling wasn’t crying because he lost a football match. He was crying because his dream of making millions of Norwegians proud had slipped through his fingers. Those weren’t tears of weakness they were tears of love, pride and heartbreak.”

“I told him, ‘Lift your head, son. There is no shame in crying after giving absolutely everything. Real warriors cry because they care. Real leaders cry because they feel the pain of letting people down, even when they haven’t. Never let anyone tell you those tears make you weak they prove how much this country means to you.’”

“And to the people already searching for someone to blame… shame on you. Before you criticise these players, remember the joy they gave this nation. Remember how they made children dream again. Don’t destroy them in one night because football can be cruel. Every player in that dressing room is hurting far more than any supporter watching from the stands.”

“As his father, I couldn’t have been prouder tonight if he had scored a hat-trick and lifted the World Cup. I didn’t see a global superstar—I saw my little boy wearing Norway’s shirt, refusing to give up until the very last second. That’s what filled my heart with pride. Medals and trophies fade with time, but courage, sacrifice and love for your country stay with you forever.”

“These tears will never define Erling Haaland. They will shape him. One day, when people look back on his career, they won’t remember him crying—they’ll remember the man who stood back up after the deepest heartbreak and fought even harder. Tonight, Norway lost a football match, but they gained something even greater: a generation inspired by players who gave everything for the badge. Sometimes football breaks your heart… but it’s that heartbreak that creates legends.”

[Invictos @InvictosSomos]

Así reaccionó Erling Haaland después de quedar ELIMINADO de la Copa del Mundo. El delantero noruego felicitó a sus rivales e intentó no ser demasiado expresivo, pero no pudo contener los gestos de tristeza.

Marcó 7 goles en 5 partidos, se convirtió en el máximo goleador histórico noruego en el torneo mundialista y metió a su país entre las 8 mejores selecciones del planeta. Sin embargo, hoy se terminó el sueño mundialista. Y aunque sabe que logró algo muy legendario y especial, la tristeza fue inevitable.

Eso sí, a esta leyenda no hay absolutamente nada que reprocharle. Imposible recriminarle algo al héroe que guió a Noruega a un sitio donde nunca antes había estado. Gracias por todo, Erling.

POR SIEMPRE EN LA HISTORIA DE LOS MUNDIALES.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

BE KIND AND RESPECTFUL TO ALL. ALWAYS.

[mi @rightafterre]

Lucu banget ga pernah nonton bola sekarang suka banget sama dua orang ini.

Haaland ini diinterview juga menyenangkan sekali anaknya, selalu respectful sama lawan2nya.

[The Side View. @TheSideView_ID]

💣🚨 Jude Bellingham mengungkap alasan mengapa ia langsung menghampiri Erling Haaland setelah peluit panjang berbunyi.

🗣️ “Orang pertama yang ingin saya temui setelah pertandingan adalah Erling.”

🗣️ “Banyak orang hanya melihat kami sebagai rival selama 90 menit. Tapi bagi saya, dia adalah saudara. Saya melihatnya berdiri di sana dengan kekecewaan setelah hasil pertandingan, dan saya tahu persis bagaimana perasaannya karena saya juga pernah mengalaminya.”

🗣️ “Itulah mengapa saya langsung menghampirinya. Bukan untuk kamera atau mencari sorotan, tetapi hanya untuk mengingatkannya bahwa satu hasil pertandingan tidak akan pernah menentukan siapa dirinya.”

🗣️ “Kami berbagi banyak momen yang tak terlupakan bersama di Dortmund. Kami saling mendorong untuk menjadi lebih baik setiap hari, merayakan kemenangan bersama, dan tumbuh bersama. Ikatan seperti itu tidak akan hilang hanya karena sekarang kami mengenakan jersey tim nasional yang berbeda.”

🗣️ “Saya mengatakan kepadanya agar tetap tegar karena dia masih salah satu pemain terbaik di dunia. Cara dia berjuang untuk Norwegia, pengorbanan yang dia lakukan, dan gairah yang dia tunjukkan untuk negaranya tidak pantas mendapatkan apa pun selain rasa hormat.”

🗣️ “Malam ini kami adalah lawan. Besok, dia akan tetap menjadi saudara saya. Saya akan selalu ada untuknya, sebagaimana saya tahu dia juga akan selalu ada untuk saya.”

Bromance. 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️🤝

[mi @rightafterre]

Tolong alihkan pikiranku dari roti kukus.
Kata chatgpt kalorinya sekitar 400 satuannya. Aku tadi mau pesan 4.

Tolong.

Tolong aku.

[Carlos Fernández @mrcarlos_]

ERLING HAALAND REVELA POR QUÉ NO LE INTERESAN LAS FIESTAS NI LAS DISCOTECAS DURANTE LA TEMPORADA

Entrevistador: ¿Nunca te apetece salir de fiesta con tus amigos?

Haaland: "Cuando termina la temporada me doy mis gustos. Me encanta comer pizza, kebab y todo lo que normalmente evito durante el año. Es mi forma de desconectar.

Pero cuando vuelvo al trabajo, mi mentalidad cambia por completo.

Tenemos casi diez meses en los que cada entrenamiento y cada partido cuentan. En ese contexto, salir de fiesta simplemente deja de tener sentido para mí.

Prefiero descansar, entrenar bien y llegar al siguiente partido en las mejores condiciones. Ahora mismo eso me motiva mucho más que una noche de discoteca."

[rere @dicqtu]

Olivia ini tipe teman yg gue hindari soalnya menyebalkan dan merasa paling benar

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Four year old Vinicius Correa was beginning to feel ashamed of his hair.

At school in Brazil, children kept telling him the same thing.

His long hair was for girls.

They told him to cut it.

They called him a girl.

His mother, Angélica Almeida, watched as the words slowly made her little boy sad.

Then one day, a simple comparison changed everything.

Someone at school said Vinicius looked like Erling Haaland.

Vini did not even know who Haaland was.

So his mother showed him videos of the Manchester City striker.

The little boy looked at the screen and immediately noticed something.

Haaland had long hair too.

“Mum, he is handsome and has hair like mine.”

From that moment, Vini stopped seeing his hair as something to be ashamed of.

He became “Mini Haaland.”

He watched the Norwegian striker, became a huge fan and even had an entire Haaland themed birthday party.

But before the celebration, his mother decided to tell Manchester City what their number nine had unknowingly done for her son.

The club heard Vini's story.

And somehow, it reached Haaland himself.

Then came the birthday surprise.

Erling Haaland recorded a personal video message for the four year old boy who had found confidence simply by seeing someone like him.

The football superstar praised his hair and gave Vini a message of encouragement.

For a little boy who had once been mocked for looking different, his hero had just told him that being himself was perfectly okay.

Vini later said he loved Haaland because he was the best player in the world.

And because his hair was beautiful.

Just like his own.

Haaland scores goals in front of millions.

But without even knowing it at first, he had already changed the life of one little boy thousands of kilometres away

[🥀 @boxxtoc]

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[🐟🍉🌺🐝🍯🐈 @hanif_aa]

Gue rasa koruptor itu maruk dan serakahnya lebih dari Qarun deh. Emas segituuu banyaak buat apaaa?

Sebanyak-banyaknya rumah, yang ditempatin cuma satu. Dia pun tidur di kasur yang luasnya paling gede 200x200 cm.

Semahal-mahalnya makanan, ujungnya jadi kotoran. Ukuran lambung pun cuma segitu-gitu aja muatnya.

Semahal-mahalnya jam, waktu dia dan orang lain pun sama. Ga ada bedanya.

Terus nyimpan emas 74 KILOGRAM, mau ngapaiiin gue tanyaaa???

[asya 🐱🍑 @peachyjeyya]

Vagina dan payudara itu bagian tubuh perempuan yg paling sering kena cemooh dan dibikin sexist jokes. Padahal 2 bagian itu adalah anugerah paling mulia dari Tuhan. Tempat kalian terlahir dan bertumbuh. Vagian juga alat reproduksi, tempat untuk membuahi dan melahirkan. Payudara bukan cuma hiasan, tapi juga untuk menyusui. Konten2 kayak di bawah ini bener2 disgusting, yg berpartisipasi jg sick.

[PIMA @twitnyapimma]

aku pernah ikut jadi asisten operasi pasien ODGJ korban KS yg hamil. aku ngikutin dia dari ruang bersalin sampai masuk ke kamar operasi.

dan itu salah satu pengalaman yg bener-bener bikin hati ancur.

dia bhkan gak paham sepenuhnya apa yg lagi terjadi sama tubuhnya sendiri. yg dia rasain cuma sakit, bingung, takut. dia teriak-teriak, nangis, nahan sakit, marah, nendang-nendang semua orang di sekitarnya. pas mau dibius pun dia sempat berontak dan berusaha loncat dari bed.

it was heartbreaking in the worst way.

some ppl masih nganggep kekerasan seksual kayak “sekadar kasus”, padahal dampaknya bisa sehancur itu. bukan cuma fisik, tapi juga psikis, rasa aman, martabat, semuanya.

[rere @dicqtu]

inilah contoh manusia hasil terpapar asap rokok

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

On behalf of all women, we don’t give a fuck about what men like

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

alasan ibu ini kenapa gk balik indo walau udah cerai:
- Nafkah terjamin, pemerintah Austria pasti transfer nafkah tiap bulan pasca-cerai.
- Tunjangan anak sekitar €200/bulan buat kebutuhan anak.
- Sekolah & kesehatan gratis sampai kuliah S3, ijazah diakui internasional.
- Work-life balance, cuma kerja 15 jam/minggu, cukup buat hidup, sisanya buat anak & hobi.
- ada tunjangan pengangguran & pensiun seumur hidup.
- sebagai single mom ga jadi bahan gosip, masyarakat ga menghakimi.

[mi @rightafterre]

@salicylicasid Asliii. Mana selebrasinya juga tengil banget kek ga ada apa2. Hahahahha. Tapi pas interview humble banget. Lucu ya anaknya, gemash

[mi @rightafterre]

Haaland ini vibesnya kaya anak cowo tengil yang ga pernah belajar tau2 dapat 100 pas ujian. 😂