MarCobraKai

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

@jay_zimmer Yo, in Boston? Don’t be stingy. Let a homie know!

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Roommate: is it free? Or are you trading your freedom?

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Roommate just asked me what “get crunk” means.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

@jay_zimmer Adjacent

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Bartenders are hot? Yes.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

I need to stop drinking at the airport TGI’s. What kind of serial killer cuts their mozzarella sticks with a knife!?

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Bee and PuppyCat

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Chose the wrong shirt today. Paying for it on this train.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

I don’t even like sushi, but I’ll go to the restaurant for the song.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

My dinner plate looks like art. But it’s not the kind of art you’re thinking of.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Pack leaders don’t struggle; the live a life.

[Gyu-Kaku Japanese BBQ @GyuKakuJBBQ]

A new adventure begins... this May 24th.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

On the most magical Uber ride of my life. Deepak let me roll the windows down through the city.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

If I was born at 12:03am in Dallas, TX. Does that mean I was born at 11:03pm in Boston, MA? Thereby pushing my birthday up a day?

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Shoutout to my last roomie who inspired me to cook. Nothing but good vibes and good food on this Fri……Day……Night.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Wouldn’t mind dying and being reincarnated into a Wagyu cow rn.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Gotta stop watching tik toks while I’m driving

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

So drained. How do I tell my roommate that I want to parallel play while running errands today?

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

Openly scrolling through Grindr next to this conservative mother and her satan spawn on the plane.

[MarCobraKai @righteousmarco]

@GyuKakuJBBQ She looks gorgeous!