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19 | made for late night talks ♡ Main - @itslishaaaxx

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

So here’s a question for MEN only:

If you woke up in the morning and all the men were gone, only women were left.

What’s the first thing that you would do?

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

E N G L A N D‼️‼️
I’m serious HORRRRRRNNNNNNYYYYY ASF 😞😞 That’s it. That’s the post. 😩😩😩🥺🥺 btw I’m so TIGGGGHHHHGGTTTT

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

I would choose an older man with a dad bod over a guy my age with a six pack every day of the week

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

where do you see yourself in 1 hour?

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Why don’t men chase and obsess over women the way they used to? Something clearly changed.

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Sending (‿ˠ‿) to everybody who says ' hey ’

and i’m serious asf, just try mee.. :)))

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

I wanna get pregnant so bad 😩

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

slapping a d!ck on the clit before sliding in is so hot

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

real men eat ass

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Fingers in the mouth is a lost art

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

WHO IS GENUINELY FROM ENGLAND ON HERE ??????? COS I KEEP THINKING IM JUST POSTING TO NOBODY❗️❗️ PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON FROM the UK !!! IM CERTAINLY EXTRA HORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY NOWWW!! Any volunteers please????? 🤫
📍E N G L A N D

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Ugh i need to distract myself here in Leeds…ITS OVULATION WEEK 😭 ITS HARD ASF being single… I’m so HORRNNYYY!!!!!!!

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN..

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

why are older men so difficult to approach nowadays? whenever I try talking to guys online or in public they just ignore me 😭

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

If you met a UK girl who was everything you were looking for in a partner but she didn’t cook or clean, would you still give her a chance?

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Am I tripping or is ENGLAND📍 seriously underrepresented on X? Shout please if you’re from ENGLAND or nearby I need to see some locals here.

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Currently convinced that the older crowd in LEEDS has the absolute best vibe. Checking in, who's actually local?😩 LEEDS📍BTW IM ACCEPTING BOYFRIEND APPLICATIONS AND AGE IS JUST ABOUT MENTAL ACUITY FOR ME🤔🤗🤗🤗

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Moving to Leeds this week all the way from Ireland! 🇮🇪➡️ 🇬🇧 I can't believe I'll officially be a LEEDS gal 🥹 Please be happy and I'm so excited for this new chapter! ♥️♥️♥️

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Unplanned sex is way better than planned sex

[lish 💖 @rightlish]

Someone tells you "you're weird". How do you reply?