Ally

She/her.

[Ally @rightupyourally]

Sorry I’m out here just feeling myself.

[am 🥀 @friendlywitch__]

@rightupyourally

[Ally @rightupyourally]

@UPS Sent you a dm. We are missing merchandise!

[Ally @rightupyourally]

Hey @UPS you’ve closed my claim multiple times and I’ve been transferred 4 times over the course of an hour to try to get this resolved. You damaged this box in transit and lost our merchandise!!

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

“girls w no female friends are a red flag” no a lot of us just had weird moms okay like sorry the first lady i ever met hated my guts for some reason and it resulted in me being an off-putting brunch companion forgive me

[Ally @rightupyourally]

Re-watching Full House and Jodie Sweetin really carried that first season on her back.

[Ally @rightupyourally]

I’ve now lived in Connecticut as long as I lived in New York 🤯

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) feels like Disney accidentally made a screwball comedy instead of a fairy tale, and it works. The jokes land, the pacing is ruthless, and Yzma might be one of the funniest villains the studio ever created.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

I’ve been called a cunt and a bitch but at least I’ve never been called a republican

[Ally @rightupyourally]

As a 2026 bride (who just ran the numbers) I seriously am looking to sell feet pics.

[Ally @rightupyourally]

@PopBase I would kill to see her hair down just once on this press tour. The slick back is boring me every-time I see her.

[Ally @rightupyourally]

@gabalexa I keep saying this!

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

You care so much about Charlie Kirk’s kids, make sure to show his daughter the video clip of him saying he’d force her to give birth to a child if she was a victim of rape.

That’s how he spoke about her on film.

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

Women don't owe children to a world that hates them and is actively curbing their body autonomy rights.

[Ally @rightupyourally]

My current intern is doing a study abroad in Italy and when she told me I said “you’re going to have a Lizzie McGuire summer!” To which she replied “I don’t know who that is”

[Ally @rightupyourally]

Me: “Happy Father’s Day!” Dad: “Thanks, couldn’t have done it without ya!”

[Ally @rightupyourally]

@friendlywitch__

[໊ @sonohoor]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal, then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[ᵖˡˢ susie @filmsbygays]

happy pride 🫶🏼