Right-Wing Jesus

Never read the Bible but want to claim Christ supports trickle-down economics, hates the poor, and despises dirty immigrants? Then don't #Resist this Jesus!

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When you guys are sending thoughts and prayers you're also doing the hand motions, right? Because the magic won't work without hand stuff...

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@tedcruz "And when you pray, be sure the cameras are on and it's properly posted on social media."

2 Ted Cruz 3:69

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@nicksortor It would be refreshing to see someone get even fewer votes than McCarthy or Jordan did...

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@gregkellyusa Woah! Now I forget, which political office did Joe Biden hold in 2018?

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@RepMTG And it doesn't matter the check is from 2018 when Joe Biden held no political office at all! Wait...

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@bennyjohnson This is HUGE! Remind me again what political office Joe Biden held in 2018?

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@RepNancyMace @RepMattGaetz And all these humble servants want in return is to get the far-right Speaker they always wanted in the first place. Truly martyrs...

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@newtgingrich @NewYorkSun Can't believe anyone would ever support terrorists! Also, we need to free the patriotic January 6th participants...

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@RyanAFournier I hope he can do the job from a golf cart!

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@Travis_in_Flint Why does Trump have to follow lawful orders from the court? Don't they know he's above the law?!?

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@GuntherEagleman Gaetz loves his country almost as much as he loves cameras.

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@charliekirk11 Jeez, you incite one little insurrection and crazy Libs try to smear your good name!

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@jasoninthehouse Every day, millions of people like Jason suffer from "I think satire is real news" disease. Please, for just pennies a day we can try to find a cure...

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@glennbeck If the GOP doesn't save the Republic then they won't be able to light it on fire again.

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@seanhannity Exactly! Terrorism is only okay if done by US citizens!

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How does anyone manage to look more unnatural in a cowboy hat than Ted Cruz?

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Elon is on border patrol today.

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Elon is on border patrol today.

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@seanhannity None of the others can win so we need to stick with the guy who lost last time!

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@seanhannity And then she tried to find a picture of Lauren Boebert ever wearing glasses before she ran for office...

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The first day of the impeachment inquiry has already convinced me to NEVER vote for Hunter Biden!

#MissionAccomplished

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@RepMattGaetz Gaetz likes to take underage prostitutes across state lines so he knows what he's talking about!