rigo

don’t look at my Nikes

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My dogs are the opposite of a service dog, they actually will give you more anxiety than you already have

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Is it me or the best fast food is when you know you’re not supposed to be having it ,hunch back in your car in your local grocery store parking lot

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White people always have to go to their meemaws house for Easter

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I need Megan Thee Stallion knees . Everything cracking and popping

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If you have bad back problems i recommend you do 3 fentanyl folds and hold your breath for 15 seconds. It releases hella pressure 🤙

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You ever fall for the “support local Hispanic business” and realize you wasted 34 dollars on mid when you could’ve got a Wendy’s 4 for 4 and it would’ve actually hit

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You know what, it might be time we start listening to immortal technique or whatever at the function and scare the hoes. Like this cannot be real world rn

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Probably likely 4th semester in at mcc and I didn’t know they had a cafeteria

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The problem about having a beer is that you can’t only drink one because that’s gay so you have the drink a few

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Mfs wore I love boobies like a damn Rolex

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Bro idk what’s going on I don’t like music anymore un it’s made by instruments

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I like to drawl

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I can’t trust a girl that’s too fine, body tea yadayadayada. She need to be a little ugly so I know she’s a good person

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Is it me or the 3.5 of chips are better than the the family size

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Freaky ahh teacher want me to Draw 3 feet for her by midnight

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There should be a service that lets you hire a DD that you get have on you for the night. But not like uber, just hire a foo so you don’t have to be waiting for Ubers to get there and won’t bother or speak or get too friendly with the group. Strictly business

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I’m sorry but this is not the time to be having a birthday

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I hit the pen and instantly felt bad about all the hate I’ve been projecting online

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Don’t let them trick you into thinking having kids is the worst thing. It’s actually the opposite, if more minorities have babies there’ll be less white people and that’s the real thing they’re scared of

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I bet it’s pink tho