A nuclear weapon could be detonated in the middle of ontario and you would still hear more about drake shoving a mic up his ass and twerking for 2 and a half hours
My grandma is actually so confidently delusional you don't fucking put oil in your pasta water you salt it retard she's like "Ask any Italian they'll tell you you always put oil in your pasta water." Im p sure if she spoke to an Italian they would throw her ass overboard
I love when plastic has writing on it that says like "Please recycle me!" Like yeah I got you bro. Don't even worry about it. I got anything you need under control homie jus ask