Rick

Pixel pusher, self-made thousandaire, and the voice of his generation (sorry generation)

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@Whoop2408 @espnSteveLevy There were only 7 last year. The trend as been steady decline for decades

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This may be good as well

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Well, this should be good

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Bengals gonna Bengal

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Every time I see s church in downtown Toronto I think "that will make a nice condo one day"

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Looks like the Jets just ripped off the Coyotes long lasting playoff tradition of a whiteout. Shame on you Jet fans!

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In Seattle this weekend. I made sure to bring my best flannel.

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Many of you have been asking me "what was the best Friends thanksgiving episode?" The answer is simple folks. The one with Brad Pitt in it.

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The good thing about daylight saving time ending today is that the clock on my oven is once again showing the correct time.

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Well scratch Isis and Isil off my list of future baby names. #TerroristsWinAgain

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I have just realized that the Winter Olympics is basically 2 weeks where a bunch of white kids slide on snow and ice in unique ways

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@Arbys I just noticed that the cowboy hat in your logo looks like a crudely drawn penis.

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At Fenway Park. Great day for baseball

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I was approved for a PC Financial MasterCard Blackcard. So to those who said I would never amount to anything.. now u are only mostly right

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“@SFTKnuckles: On”. I am really enjoying your minimalistic poetry that you have currently been doing. Always powerful yet whimsical

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Just had a $6 haircut in Chinatown by a guy who didn't speak English & had a cocaine nail pinky. It went as well as u would expect

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@mycityview oNay Iyay eakspay ityay allyay ethay imetay

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I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders. #nxne

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Craig MacTavish was the last #NHL player to play without a helmet. I wonder who will be the last to play without a visor?

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As a teenager, Hitler wrote several Sherlock Holmes erotic fan fiction novels depicting Holmes & Watson as lovers. #TrueHitlerFacts