十 ReJ

Rave

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

But 20 Million Naira debt na life changing gbese

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

30 days inside bush.

Tinubu you’re a failure.

[ajay @1meajay]

no underrate anybody.
no overrate anybody.

just rate.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"How far that your babe na?"

wetin you go gain if i begin cry now?

[Sola 🇨🇦🇳🇬 @SolaTheAnalyst]

The last time I was in Lagos I paid to enter a beach in Lekki.

Not a resort. Not a water park. A beach.

Sand. Water. A coastline that existed long before any of us were born.

Someone bought it. Fenced it. Put a gate on it. Now you pay to touch the ocean.

What kind of government sells its people access to nature?

Happy Democracy Day. 🇳🇬

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

you can be a playboy or stay bitchless, but never be a “don’t leave me i can’t live without you” type of guy.

[Hazel Kotu @aclasshazel]

You can deactivate, be mysterious, quit alcohol and still fail to achieve anything.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

before sex
boy: texts girl
girl: replies five hours later

after sex
girl: texts boy
boy: replies next week

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

“we go run am”

a resounding word of assurance from your homeboys when all hope seems lost.

[C @shalliiswago]

everybody dey rush test car sex once dem buy car. Me i just wan jam that car music dawg.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

I’m not a high risk friend.

We can text twice a year and you’re still my gee.

[Bemzy 🇳🇬 @agbemz7]

When I'm two strokes away from nuttin and she screams harder

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i swear i'm friendly, you just have to talk to me first.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

june, july, aug, sept, oct, nov & dec will be so good to you

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

I’ll never slut shame, always been a slut encourager. Pls flex those tits and ass as you wish.

[superdad @udysznx]

“naija no dey carry last”

very stupid lie, we dey last for everything in this life!

[Vicar🖤🥷 @socetyluvsvicar]

Na private chef I book oh, Wetin she Dey find for kitchen .

[superdad @udysznx]

you go just randomly remember one nonsense wey you do in the past, shame go just dey catch you