fuck-all idea

Chaley chalo ke wo manzil abhi nahi ayi

[fuck-all idea @riksnahilena]

Main aur meri tanhai
Aksar ye batein karte hain
Tum semis me hotey to kaisa hota
Tum yeh kehte, tum woh kehte
Tum is shot pe hairan hotey
Tum us wicket pe kitna hastey
Tum hotey to aisa hota, tum hotey to waisa hota
Main aur meri tanhai
Aksar yeh baten karte hain

[dushmanoevsky @chonkychihuahua]

"Whimsy" and its just consumption of more plastic. My culture is not your fucking costume. Whimsy never had a price tag on it, you can't purchase frivolity from the corner store to stick all over your face. That's controlled idiocy, a pantomime of ppl online performing joy

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

you start a new job and they just plop you into the middle of conversations like “and what do you think?” bro i don’t even know who the office villian is yet give me a minute

[areej 🪷 @matchaf4iry]

life is not always black and white 🤦‍♀️ sometimes its pakistani

[♡ @rruinyourheart]

is it acceptable to send a wat dat mean in work gc or no

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[Mrs. Hazel @mrs__hazel]

The water from Nepal has reached Bihar with uncountable dead bodies of animals and at some places even humans. The scale of this tragedy is unfathomable.

[karachi memon @reembeem97]

Ok so do it then this would be the spot

[sh @jafribois]

lock the doors (cus karachi isnt safe) when u get a tanker (cus karachi has no water) to clean (cus karachi is dirty and full of dust) the solar plates (cus karachi has no electricity) so u can use the electric stove (cus karachi has no gas)

[Akanksha 🦭 @akanksha7196]

koshish karne walon ki jeet exactly kab hoti hai?

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

a beautiful woman named iPhone Storage Full keeps messaging me

[FeedMePasta 🍉 @Mercuri0ff]

idc if this offends u.
If you're sending your condolences for the victims in Nepal and you actively choose to still use gen AI, Chatgpt and other dogshit AI services, fuck u.
You are actively contributing to other tragedies and spitting on what have been AND could be prevented.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I'm starting to think the grim reaper must be in the Epstein files

[Oreo Meow @SerBrownLegend]

Smart phones are the worst invention in history. We all have 10 apps with 300 unopened DMs. Our bosses have too much access to us all the time. We are constantly bombarded with ads for things we end up compulsively buying. The only upside is 24/7 access to cat videos

[Ava @avainwordland]

The light at the end of the tunnel is just me setting things on fire.

[seed chaa @GuvajuSid]

Disrespectfully, no I don’t want to see your AI video of dead people meeting god. I don’t want to listen to your AI song about floods, and I DEFINITELY don’t want see your AI posters asking for relief or donations. Fuck you and your AI model

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and 4 come out with it, you should’ve been in charge of ATM'S.

[mara @vixeias]

why is everyone except me dying i have fomo

[grovy @grovymango]

I love elephants . If there was an elephant in the room I would not only address it I would also give it a hug

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

Why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like Ai specialist boot licker of Marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[kar @bustitopen420]

“Kids shouldn’t be into politics” and politicians shouldn’t be into kids but yet here we are