@TwinkyWinky97x Stroke it? I want to suck on it, nibble on it, lick it, press it against my throat, and take it down deep. Then I'll spit on it and ride it like a cowboy. Wow, that's unbelievably trashy. I think I'll go stand bent over in the corner and think about what I've done.
Scientists have finally confirmed the crisis bottom gays have been warning us about for years: top gay men are critically endangered, their natural habitat increasingly overtaken by vers guys.