Rileigh Zickafoose🎗

Practice reckless optimism.

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@saraelizabeth exactly why I demanded 4 days weekly at work. nothing more. only day one is to sloth, day two is to think about cleaning and the third is for appointments

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

just got sad realizing I’ll never smell the inside of a video store again. #Nostalgia

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

my bad habit is being too early for an appointment and shopping to kill time and then being late for said appointment. #helpme

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 31 Jul 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

oh, no. now someone is trying to explain wordle and it’s taking everything in me not to interject and explain so much better.

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

retirement community swimming pool conversations: one lady explaining catch phrase and the beep beeps to another lady, identifying plant mobile application, and “how long have you lived here?” to every. single. person.

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

at my BIL’s band’s gig. an old guy is trying to record, but he’s doing a time-lapse. do I let him know?

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@christi__hannah add m&m’s and it’s normal

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

thoughts from an airport: why do people line up to board so early? like in little clusters surrounding the line when they’re groups 3 + 4. anyone else wait until the last minute so you don’t have to wait in line?

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 31 Jul 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@RebeccaJSpeaks girl. same. seth is a big LOTR fan and I can’t not fall asleep...

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@bobby_sessa think she can get it done in 5-10 minutes? I can handle that rate.

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@bobby_sessa tell me why you’d go to chick-fil-a in the first place.......

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@RebeccaJSpeaks and I just want a dishwasher...why are dishes the worst part of adulthood?

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@RebeccaJSpeaks this is so messed up on so many levels. I’m so sorry for you and super angry for you, too. because I value your work and know how freaking good you are at your job.

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

@christi__hannah @bobby_sessa well exCUSE me. I like all your tweets, but maybe in-laws don’t count as siblings? 🤷‍♀️ but also, ew post malone.

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

every year I have more and more questions about home alone. this year it’s: “why did the shovel guy not ask kevin to stay with him and why did the police not question kevin & call children’s services??” #merrychristmasyafilthyanimal

[Rileigh Zickafoose🎗 @rileighz]

https://t.co/AJxvpMJrgO #cancerbackoff @ColleenB123 thanks for spreading awareness! As a CCLS, I have cuddled with kids with cancer, played with them in their rooms, and helped them with homework. Now I can give money to help!