Riley Beatty

I am a sensitive delicate little flower

[Riley Beatty @rilesbea]

@myaaalexiaaa Says the girl who looks like she has ozempic 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼

[mya alexia @myaaalexiaaa]

@rilesbea has a bbl it’s unreal

[ghost of Kayla 🍌 @kaylala1]

men will learn the entire nfl salary cap structure before learning emotional communication

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

David Montgomery recorded a 2 and 1/2 minute voice memo showing his appreciation for Detroit after being traded by the Lions 🥹💙

via @ChefGeech / Instagram

[Champagne Athletics @champletics]

D-Mo goes to Houston for a 4th, a 7th, and Center Juice Scruggs. Knee jerk reaction: this is a crock of shit

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Rent for one bedroom is $1,800.

That means you need over $4,700 a month just to qualify.

Show me the 22 year old making $73,000 a year for a starter apartment.

I’ll wait

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out

[lauren @lionsdaylight]

the super bowl would lowkey have more aura if the detroit lions were playing in it john morton you will pay for your crimes

[Wendi Medeiros @WendiLooHoo3]

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just watching the Bears lose.

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

Nothing makes me get nostalgic more than watching the Lions lose to an undrafted third string QB

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

The NFL has a serious beef with the Detroit Lions

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

On what planet is this a touchdown

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

You don’t walk Grizzly. Grizzly walk you.

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Jahmyr Gibbs reached a top speed of 22.23 mph on his 78-yard TD run, the 3rd-fastest by a ball-carrier this season, and 2nd-fastest by Gibbs, who owns the top two speeds on runs this season.

No other rusher has exceeded 21.27 mph.

#TBvsDET | #OnePride

[Detroit Lions PR @LionsPR]

.@Lions RB @Jahmyr_Gibbs1 is the first Lion since Kevin Smith in 2011 to record 200+ scrimmage yards and two rushing touchdowns in a single game.

He is the seventh player in franchise history to do so.

#OnePride

[Bob Wojnowski @bobwojnowski]

Presented without comment.
Chiefs were called for 13 penalties in loss last week to Jacksonville, their most in seven years.
Tonight, 0 penalties.
Presented without comment.

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

I don’t know if Collinsworth should be allowed to call a game that Mahomes is in 🤣

[Logan Lamorandier @LLamorandier]

Play not reviewable but...

After "discussion" no TD.

What a weird end to a great drive. 🤦🏻‍♂️