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🪩 doesn’t proof read tweets, texts or emails 😈 local idiot ✨

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My spirit animal is a crab rangoon

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What says ‘midlife crisis’ more as a man

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Should I add any of my coworkers (who are ish like me) on social media???

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people are circling back

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How am I expected to brunch in this condition

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People are already dropping out of my nye party. Why do people hate me?!

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@jayrah1000 lol a few mins from my house. We got the tacos before and they were pretty good so wanted to try the hibachi lol

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Got the hibachi from the Mexican restaurant that’s connected to the gas station. I had higher hopes but I’m not disappointed

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And this is all in addition to my memory from my childhood being freakishly good. I have many references for this and yet my sisters are questioning me.

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The biggest debate in my family is which guinea pig is honey and which is bonbon.

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Their only proof for this guinea pig being named honey is that they “took care of them”. Keep in mind, one of them died of neglect because they forgot to feed them….

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Sometimes I forget I can move my laptop and work from anywhere in my house.

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@sensualhog Back to her roots

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@sensualhog Come over sis 💕💕

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Do not sleep on Toppers Sticks. EVERRRRR

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absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood

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@DetoxPandaX @zanillav will you build us a place to go??

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@donttiffmeoff Best way to weed the idiots out early

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If there’s one thing barely positive thing about today, it’s that my friends are really funny when it comes to dark senses of humor so I’m banking on some depressing giggles to get me through this

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And another successful appeal on my end 👻

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The city of Chicago loves to give me UNWARRANTED parking tickets. Another one to fight