Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
I still miss the days when posting on this app felt like shouting into an empty well instead of throwing a fist full of dried cat shit into the broken window of a vacant crack house
unfortunately (or not), it's true that you have to delude yourself into believing that everything will be alright in order for things to eventually turn out alright. as silly as it sounds, #hopemaxxing and #joymaxxing are the keys to living a good life.
Watching The Ring (2002) too young was a terrible life decision. Samara crawling out of that TV had entire living rooms feeling unsafe for weeks afterward.