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[ABC News @ABC]

More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[zoe @gayrdians]

imagine not shipping brinity this is a love story bitch

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

My daughter gonn be mad as hell when I name her Anna Nobey

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

One of those things you just kind of had to be there for

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

why do men and women have different shoe sizes It’s just size it’s just a measurement it should all be the same like “oH iT’s 10am GuY TiMe 12pm lAdY tiME” shut up and fuck trump and fuck ice too

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

just thought about how much i love my cats, who are luckily going to live forever

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

listening to supercut at 8am i didn’t even try

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i don’t get the whole “ingredients you can pronounce” thing … like just sound it out mama

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Drinking wokenogg and eating genderbread them

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Let’s go, girls.

[bag @mookiebag]

Game 7 rally banana please RT for good luck

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

people who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad please get back you wicked witch

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

“If I was president, the first thing I would do is take podcast mics away from n****s.”

— Tyler, The Creator for Billboard