Person: Omg I heard you were in a car crash are you ok?
Business Major:
Hey Kelsey,
Thanks for reaching out! Unfortunately I DID die painfully in the crash, but if you want to send me your google calendar Id love to snag lunch sometime soon. Thanks for the opportunity!
Best,
Cassie seems like a great girl, someone I would be proud to call a daughter...but Cassie...I am not your father. Colton’s season is really making me feel old and im only 29 #TheBachelor
If you’re single and looking to get married, I’d suggest going on The Bachelor.
You probably won’t find a spouse but you’ll wind up selling stuff on the internet and that’s cool too.