Riley Love Tedesco 🦖

We aren't born to just pay bills and die. 🗺🛫🛶

[Riley Love Tedesco 🦖 @riley_tedesco]

People: “so how r u handling college? How u feel being in the real world?”
Me:
@kerenswan @khoa_nguyen

[Riley Love Tedesco 🦖 @riley_tedesco]

@GraysonDolan This is what nightmares consist of

[Grayson Dolan @GraysonDolan]

When you think you got a text from your friend but it’s just your mom reminding you to call your grandpa for his 78th birthday next Thursday

[chandler riggs @chandlerriggs]

@TheWalkingDead that was like oNE TIME EIGHT YEARS AGO

[Ethan Dolan @EthanDolan]

I giggle like a little bitch

[Riley Love Tedesco 🦖 @riley_tedesco]

@chandlerriggs hard work pays off ❤️

[Riley Love Tedesco 🦖 @riley_tedesco]

Thank you @kerenswan for telling the world about Panera’s white cheddar Mac and cheese!!! I tried it today and kept saying “it’s so oogey gooey” when eating it omggg girl keep hooking us uppp 😭😭🙏🏻

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dads:

gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”

tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”

flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”

asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”

answers the phone: “YELLO”

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Pick up your trash ugly Bitch

[🐝 @bushraxotwod]

Wtf someone raise a dog w me

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

haunted mazes
horror movie nights
haunted houses
costume shopping
halloween parties
pumpkin patch
pumpkin carving

YALL BETTER INVITE ME TO DO ALL THAT SHIT.

[Riley Love Tedesco 🦖 @riley_tedesco]

@emmachamberlain

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Ghosting: because I’d rather look like an asshole than let you slowly find out that I suck.

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me falling for the most emotionally unavailable person that isn't good for my mental health