riley

the 7-11 employee called me blushing anime girl

[riley @rileybarbour]

why am i slidewhistling in the club rn

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 i’m holding you to this in the summer😼

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 i’m hate criming doordash as we speak

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 smth about it just makes it so appetizing thooo

[riley @rileybarbour]

me: i would never be friends with myself ew why would i ever want to do that

alexa: *exists*

me: 😐😐well slap my ass and call me a hypocrite ok

[. @SuiNeltwork]

fuck it. changing mickey’s name to ‘chris’

[riley @rileybarbour]

@catvibestoanime vibe to assassination classroom question op pleaaaaaaawwse

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

damn the taco bell worker said he knows i’m high and won’t give me my quesadilla until i solve a riddle

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

yo FUCK ratatouille. put a rat in my hat and he made me rob a liquor store. the cop do NOT believe me.

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 YEEEEEEESSSS

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 my favorite version of ryan is the florida one😎😎

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 i’ve been expecting you

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 hurry up ryan i’m waiting for you down here

[riley @rileybarbour]

@Rytheguy2000 ryan your tweets are getting a little too relatable now