artiCHOKE me 🐀

she/her

I just wanna scream about how much I love you

Proud satanist!

[artiCHOKE me 🐀 @Rileyblossoms]

If I die from gun violence, especially a mass shooting, politicize the fuck out of it. Make change with my death. For fucks sake, don't let it happen to anyone else.

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

DeSantis tried to ban guns at HIS OWN EVENT

The NRA banned guns at THEIR OWN EVENT

But they’re ok with guns in our supermarkets, churches, movie theaters

They’re ok with our kids getting slaughtered at school

As long as they’re not the ones getting killed, they don’t give a F

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Every single House Republican just voted to block President Biden from selling oil to lower gas prices.

They want you to pay higher prices.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Last night my friend’s boyfriend was taking a photo of our group and a gen Z girl walked by, grabbed the phone out of his hand, took the best photo we’ve ever seen, handed the phone back, and walked away.

[artiCHOKE me 🐀 @Rileyblossoms]

If I try to plan one more social gathering where none of my friends want to go or everyone cancels before the event, I'm crawling in a hole and letting my body rot.

[SJ Sindu @SJSindu]

Dear college students: feeling uncomfortable is not the same as feeling unsafe. Being challenged is not the same thing as being threatened.

[artiCHOKE me 🐀 @Rileyblossoms]

@_artyqui_

[andrea @teachbk]

I can’t take my kids out today because they have too much homework.

This is a regular occurrence on weekends. Nights are also booked around assignments. Homework is a thief of family time.

[Hozier @Hozier]

Thanks to anyone who voted in this poll. As I’ve said in interviews, my next album is 4 tracks long, two of which are a recital of Samuel Beckett’s “Not I”, recorded with marshmallows in my mouth. Can’t wait for the tour, love you all and can’t believe I get to do this

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I have to admit, Elon is doing a really good job — at showing people that billionaires are extremely insecure, no more intelligent or hard working than anyone else, and really shouldn’t exist.

[nina @ninagrewrites]

when you’re used to keeping the peace and being considerate of other people’s feelings at the detriment of your own, it’s going to shake the table when you assertively speak your mind on what kind of treatment you don’t tolerate. let that table shake, you’ve got this.

[artiCHOKE me 🐀 @Rileyblossoms]

@TalyaMace Is the voice telling you you "could and should" work harder your voice or the voice of some one from your past. I hope you can find the value of your work and effort and find a way to also value your rest and relaxation.

[From Here to Bitternity @caoraesque]

Just heard a whole piece on NPR about how folgers is trying to appear hipper because its reputation among millennials is that it's "grandma coffee" which was a real shock to me because I'm pretty sure its rep is actually "incest coffee"?

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is basically just rotating through various states of “stuck”

• stuck doing absolutely nothing
• stuck researching my latest obsession
• stuck staring at my phone
• stuck cleaning everything in sight
• stuck waiting for a meeting to start (in 3 hours)

[artiCHOKE me 🐀 @Rileyblossoms]

Fucking bug chain restaurants are creating smaller "restaurants" on uber eats to sell their same shit

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: The Washington Post reveals that a staggering 93% of Democrats think that Trump should be criminally charged and prosecuted. RETWEET IF YOU’RE ONE OF THEM!

[artiCHOKE me 🐀 @Rileyblossoms]

@mike___diamond @cherry13sky Honestly I'm so nervous I've been procrastinating watching this because I know I KNOW it's gonna wreck me for dayssssss