yolo

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Offer me money. Offer me power. I don’t care.

I knew I loved Elon. Everyone says they hate you Elon. I don’t care.

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Still looking for gas mileage for transporting freight to Mars. The community hasn’t gotten back to me on that.

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I’m firing myself as a Manchurian candidate. For now….

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I got a new job today!!!!

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I’m hiring myself as a Manchurian Candidate. Round 2?

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So who’s the bad boy and who’s the nice guy in this story…. Fork it ova

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I’m not a hypocrite. So I guess that’s makes me a hypocrite. But the nice guy always loses to the bad boy because the bad boy…just trying to be a nice guy. Hypocrite. Only a bad boy would lose to the nice guy because the nice guy…. Hypocrite is what the bad boy… etc

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I said don’t be shy now. Fork it ova

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All donations will be accepted on my own behalf. Don’t be shy now… the lord is always watching!

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And shout out Uncle Iroh. He’s my day one. ❤️‍🩹

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Ok I’ll keep going now…

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The avatar live action on Netflix was pretty good tho. Toph 💪💪

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ino-shika-cho > eternal mangeku sharingan

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I blame sasuke and orochimaru. If they had just harnessed chojis expansion jutsu then they could’ve used ino-shika-cho

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I guess that’s all that’s left these days tho… a bunch of TV characters. Cringe much?

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Naruto would….

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Rick Sanchez would understand…

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At least Mr. Beast and Elon understand or something….

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I blame myself. Is that productive to myself. Idk. Does this mean I won the battle? Or was myself the battle itself? Cringe much?

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-1 can never be made 1 again….