riley offline

not even remotely silly

[riley offline @rileycrying]

@Jif which one of ur workers is fingering the batch

[emma @bolognarolls]

@Jif bought a fresh jar of peanut butter opened the lid to find it like this?🤨😢

[riley offline @rileycrying]

@bolognarolls @Jif and to think, you were just gaining my trust back after da salmonella sitch 🥺 jif pleas

[riley offline @rileycrying]

@bolognarolls @Jif i deserve emotional compensation for this discovery. who stuck their little piggies into my peenut buttah 🤢👎

[riley offline @rileycrying]

@pr3teee dm me! i gotchu

[riley offline @rileycrying]

bitches on here be like recite the declaration of independence backwards and ill consider giving you a pinterest shuffle code 🥺

[riley offline @rileycrying]

never in my life have i felt more powerful than right now– with a pinterest shuffle code in my possession. never give up hope besties !

[riley offline @rileycrying]

never felt more like a clown trying to get a pinterest shuffle code

[riley offline @rileycrying]

my brother went to get his covid vaccine and they asked him what arm he wanted it in and he panicked and told them to do the right arm (instead of his non-dominant left arm) because he was afraid the nurse would make him turn around and sit in the chair like this

[emma @bolognarolls]

@rileycrying

[riley offline @rileycrying]

god, i want what they have