riley🌼

[J @juhlissuhh]

“Bring out the olives!” takes me out every time lmao

[riley🌼 @rileyeasson1]

Selling a creamfields 3 day standard camping tickets, £250 🫶🏼

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

BREAKING: Beyoncé cancels the remainder of her world tour after accidentally slicing off her left hand.

“We’ll reschedule once it’s been re-attached,” she promised

[riley🌼 @rileyeasson1]

tickets sold but still selling hotel x

[riley🌼 @rileyeasson1]

Selling a weekend ticket for fly open air, £100!

Also selling the Saturday, Sunday night at the hub by premier inn, royal mile. Paid £290 for this but will take £250 🫶🏼

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this week is 12 years since lady gaga released 'judas' on easter week

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Sorry for the inconvenience guys but I’m dead

See you on Sunday for a big surprise

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

The new Barbie posters are something else

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i can not live without my yummy treat.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Everyone has had that one edibles experience where you’re convinced that you’re about to be the first person to die from weed

[cára @hunionring]

anyone elses fella REFUSE to download tiktok but will happily spend hours scrolling through instagram reels of tiktoks???

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

“I want to go for a walk”

[Broccoli! Deadly! @RobertFrogert]

Are you guys ready for the greatest 24 hours that Twitter has ever seen

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣 @angelamavalla]

When I ask him if he would still love me if I was a slug and he says no:

[Jono Read @jonoread]

RIP Olivia Newton-John, an icon

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

no one:

my eyes in every picture:

[Mads @Mairead_Anton]

selling 1 weekend Terminal V ticket £100 open to offers x