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[XBOX @XBOX]

Give your Xbox a Barbie makeover!

Follow & RT with #Xbox_BarbieTheMovieSweepstakes for a chance to win a #BarbieTheMovie Xbox Series S with glamorous Barbie Dreamhouse & more! Ages 18+. Ends July 30. Rules: https://t.co/iS1QECzWNc

See @BarbieTheMovie, Only In Theaters July 21.

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

I gave my all and you still switched on meee… stab me in my back and then watch me bleeeeeed!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

[DJ FREEDEM* @FREEDDDEM]

Your pussy about to be wet for 40 days and 40 nights

[Runtz @RelMoneyy]

NAH WHO IS THIS KID LMFAOOO WHY IS LIL BRO REALLY IN THE TRENCHES

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Activate Ninja mode.

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

Can we live a moral life in a hotter, hungrier, more crowded world? Will our values change? Do we need new ethics for a new era? We want to hear from you. Our phone lines are open. The number to call is 470-ASK-BILL. That’s 470-275-2455.

[The Real Fat Nick @_FatNick]

99% percent of people suck

[The Real Fat Nick @_FatNick]

Motivation fucking Monday

I was 340 pounds drinking a bunch of syrup poping a bunch of blues on my bullshit

Now I’m about to be 10 months completely sober and down to 279 thanks to this keto diet too

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

K-9 sniffs out $5.6M worth of marijuana in U-Haul in Orlando during traffic stop https://t.co/TRIMPy5O70

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@chancetherapper Hey. They’re coming back. This is about to be the year of dropping some 🔥

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Da Baby out here training for the long jump

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Rich The Kid @richthekid]

Invest in yourself you won’t ever go wrong

[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

RANDOM AF, BUT IF A 3SUM INVOLVES 2+1 PARTICIPANTS AND A 4SUM INVOLVES 3+1 PARTICIPANTS , WHAT DOES 4+1 PARTICIPANTS EQUATE= TO ? ....... 🧐TESTING? LOL

[katie @katiewalter02]

me after watching birdbox