Bill Simmons describes hearing about the Jaylen Brown trade from his wife picking him up from a colonoscopy:
“I think I’m dead. The anesthesia killed me. Are there more first round picks?
When this trade happened I had a camera in my ass, and I had Paul George rammed up my ass”
“Trump’s portfolio activity included 21,000 stock trades, far more than previously known.” That includes purchases of Nvidia, whose advanced chips Trump approved for sale to China last year. His portfolio also scooped up stocks of several U.S. military suppliers.
THIS IS INSANE. TRUMP GET'S AWAY WITH IT.
The day before Trump announced a tariff pause that sent the S&P 500 up 9.5%
His accounts had purchased 327 stocks worth up to $12.8 million
By law, those trades had to be disclosed within 45 days
Instead, they were disclosed over a year late, for a $200 penalty. No repercussions
BREAKING: Look at this.
On September 23, 2025, Trump purchased up to $1 million of Amazon, $AMZN, stock.
On September 25, 2025, Trump’s FTC settled a major probe into Amazon over alleged deceptive Prime enrollment practices.
Unusual.
To everyone celebrating the first flight on Qatar Force One today, understand what you are actually applauding.
A foreign government handed the sitting President of the United States a $400 million plane. American taxpayers then paid to retrofit it, with an estimated cost of at least another $400 million (some estimates far higher), for security and communications work in a Texas hangar since last September.
When Trump leaves office, the plane does not stay with the government. Ownership transfers to his presidential library foundation. In other words, he keeps it.
You are being asked to treat pure corruption as normal, to shrug at a President personally profiting from a foreign gift the taxpayers paid to upgrade.
In any other administration this would be the scandal that ends a presidency.
With Trump, it’s Wednesday.
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Really thought they landed the plane. But architecture Intern??? When John Mulaney was walking Carm into that scene. I thought Carm was going to go pitch a book. Did not see job interview coming.
@rkylesmith Seth Rogan's net worth is $80 million. That's about 0.04% of Bezos and 0.008% of Musk's. Rogan is also a prolific fundraiser and philanthropist who has given far larger a percentage of his net worth to charity (primarily Alzheimer's research) than either of them.