riley morgan

pax morgana

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

Walked out of the theater empathizing with our boy and almost offed myself after seeing the name tag on one of the women working there

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

I finally saw brand new day last week, and the running theme of seemingly everyone in the MCU doting on peter continues

[lowhp @lowhpnpc]

whoever made this knew exactly how to hurt people

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

Last day of my 20s. Last day of work before another LOA for surgery. They’re calling it the most Finish Up At Home Friday of all time.

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@KyleMackProd Just riffing on a running joke about a red headed ex lol

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

Okay, so maybe I need to rethink my position on redheads?

[‎ً @softiealiaa]

she’s so graceful

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

I’ll be 30 on Saturday, and it’s honestly kinda implausible that I made it this long. Time to quit my job and start a religion.

[I stand by my canceled wife. @roxymusicfan36]

Me when Don Draper chastises the other Sterling Cooper men for acting uncouth

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@dpmanwithaplan I talked to all of my like-minded friends, and the Dems are running away with this midterm.

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@Tanthiram Happy birthday!! May Kurt and Amy watch over you this year 🙏

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@dpmanwithaplan @reverendjulia I hope George keeps cashing out and doing side projects until he dies, and then posthumously reveals that he finished the last two manuscripts years ago.

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@JabZudah I regret to inform you that plot line was abruptly cancelled earlier this year due to crohn’s complications.

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@mfenrych This is the one where we finally figure out how many picket signs it takes to stop bullets, so that decorum and civility may win out. Checkmate, fashys

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@dmarty77 @Bloodbath1977 Y’all know ball

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@lilbbytay @aDamSwindal Bro french dipped on my ass

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@reverendjulia You gotta be either a bartender or Bar examiner to hear from me these days

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@reverendjulia HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HOMIE

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

We are one month out from the exam. A quick recap of June:

Keyboard on my laptop stopped working.

Someone stole (and, at least, returned) my antidepressants.

Car stopped working.

Couldn’t access my NCBE account to register for the MPRE.

Both hell and high water, it seems.

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

Btw this is where my diploma has been for these three years.

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

I’ve been out of law school as long as I was in (finally taking the bar exam in July)

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

I went to school for three years to be a wizard #NewProfilePic

[riley morgan @rileyherrring]

@aDamSwindal That’s the guy whose identity I stole