riley

just a baby :) he/him

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

Reading Patti’s memoir inspired me to start writing my own just to have a record of my life thus far, however this is how far I got last night:

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

bc it does!

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

i facetime sybil as if my life depends on it

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

david schwimmer looks like a hot dog

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

beyoncé is not doing runs on her new album no bc she is SPRINTING 🏃🏾‍♀️ she is in the first heat of the 100m dash and she is brEAKING RECORDS!

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

@imkattweston @ChrisBeyy @_JulianXavier yes you would be 💀

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

you better believe when i’m tipsy i’m gonna respond to your silly little insta story

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

“i wanna be an anal fly on your anus.” #happynewyear

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

me and sybil

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

rihanna’s “take a bow” came on my shuffle

time to get mad at the two-timing boyfriend i don’t have #donttxt

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

@sybilIllionaire i love you sybby booby

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

squatty potties change lives

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

what olivia rodrigo’s publicist was like when they got THAT email:

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

@sybilIllionaire right. down. the middle.

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

My dad loves to ask Alexa what the weather is gonna be

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

Idk about you but when you’re speakin skat, nothin else matters

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

@sybilIllionaire rt

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

I live alone but I still put the seat down bc as a man it’s the least I can do

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

@JulianXavierW @imkattweston Ew no way katt stop

[riley @rileyiscoolio]

@JulianXavierW @imkattweston @ChrisBeyy No julian pls Riley deserves some worrying