Riley E. Smith

Writer // Comedian // StreamerYouTuberScholarPoetADHDReaderClownAllySillyGoose

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

Here's the cover of my new book! Now available on Amazon in ebook and paperback!!

https://t.co/SFL45dI0hc

#XOXOCardinal #writingcommunity

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

@obaloluwa79686 Thank you!! I'm taking it as a big positive!

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

FRIDAY at 7 PM PST.

The horror-comedy event of the CENTURY.

Call of Cthulhu, the TTRPG, performed LIVE on twitch for your viewing pleasure.

Tune in Friday, April 25th for episode one.

Follow me on Twitch so you don't miss out: https://t.co/TJhiDYrmzi

#twitchstream

[Creature Author @CreatureAuthor]

I'm going to go cry happy tears in the corner guys.

Thank you everyone for being a part of this dream. A part of this journey. A part of... This.

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

The rejections from literary magazines are now coming with specific compliments and a request to submit something else, so WOOHOO.

I'm doing the thing! Magazines want to read more of my stuff! Yay!

#WritingCommunity

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

@HoldenMRead I used to! It's nice to always have a book on you, even if you aren't carrying a bag. But I've stopped doing it because it's too easy for me to get distracted by other things on my phone.

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

This game lets you play as Ophelia in the play Hamlet and try your best to keep things from going to hell and a handbasket.

I just want to be Queen of Denmark, is that too much to ask?

https://t.co/DQ0sUaKwHO

#twitchstreamer #Shakespeare

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

DID YOU KNOW that if you sign up for my Patreon, you can get sneak peeks and updates on future projects way before everyone else?

This includes sneak peeks of Cardinal's sequel, just sayin'.

Check out my Patreon here: https://t.co/lt2iocIgdD

#twitchstreamer

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

FOUNTAINS of RED.

Slow-mo mode in Vice City is very silly.

https://t.co/GIod7KWdjJ

#twitchstreamer #GTA

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

CARDINAL "reads like a movie" - fan review!

Get your copy of Cardinal's fast-paced, laugh riot adventure: https://t.co/iE09pl6XJB

Thank you, Dillon, for your review of CARDINAL, Book One of the Citadel series!

Book 2 is coming out this year I swear.

https://t.co/dfXg1Bg28y

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

My personal YouTube channel has made it to 70,000 views!

Check it out if you're interested in:
- Book reviews
- Classic cartoons
- Standup comedy

See what all the fuss is about: https://t.co/ziYPvkhl5x

#comedy

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

Thank you to my dentist and dental hygienist for buying CARDINAL after I said she's an antiheroine living in a prison city on a quest for vengeance.

5 stars. I don't even care how you did with my teeth, you precious souls.

Be cool like my dentist: https://t.co/iE09pl6XJB

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

@DaveBuzan @AuthorEmy Why are they so mean about the number of reviews?? That doesn't make me want to work with you, it makes me want to go take a nap.

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

@AuthorEmy My mom and my dad have been bullying people into buying my books for a while now. So I recommend getting a support squad who are ready to market your book harder than you feel comfortable doing.

Also, I get sales any time I mention my book on YouTube shorts, which is awesome.

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

HUGE thank you to Dillon for filming this super-kind "fan testimonial!"

In it, he talks about what he thought of my book CARDINAL, and other projects, as well as his own interests in film, TV, and books.

https://t.co/sBtYkz2dJx

#booklovers

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

This book inspired me to learn a whole other language!

https://t.co/xV5d5qipwp

#booktwt

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

@themoosef I'm here! How are you? I'm simultaneously writing five short stories while editing a novel lol.

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

Need a dose of silliness in your life?

Try one of these goofy books!

https://t.co/N3cnyw0wQO

#BookLovers

[Junior Rodigan @JuniorRodigan]

#JFKFilesRelease
Here you go …30 second read
No need to waste any more of your time
All you need to know is here
You’re welcome !
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Whole thing was timed so people ignore the fact that 🇮🇱 broke the cease fire & killed over 400 people in Gaza

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

GTA, but you're a cop... makes running people over less fun somehow.

https://t.co/vspr20AToi

#gaming

[Riley E. Smith @rileyisyelling]

I saw an article about Gen Z being a generation of "rejects" and "failures."

They are literally in their 20s. If you're not getting rejected and failing in your 20s, you're doing it wrong.

#LifeLessons