Riley

[Riley @rileyj97]

@Lfrankbaum1939 @TalkeyHockey So why did you even comment

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

I’m originally from Buffalo NY.

My buddy in Buffalo just sent me this text.

Sabres fans are outside their minds!

Let’s go Buffalo!!!!!

[Uggg @Uggg_uggg]

This isn't the first time Anastasia Ovechkina has posted videos of their home hockey games and every single time people ask her about the walls and floor 😂 I translated her response to that burning question a couple months back. Their older son Sergei was the one answering it

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Oh okay yeah he’s getting suspended lol

[Riley @rileyj97]

@amazon how is it okay for your drivers to stop in the middle of a road blocking traffic without hazards on for a break? They are going to get killed or kill someone!

[🇺🇸 B 🇺🇸 @bekahj]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,
has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed,
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied
the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she
protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned
around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later
with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the
head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he
returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat
back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the
woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she
cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the
Cat Scan, it's now $150."

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @hollanovstiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[Riley @rileyj97]

@stoolpresidente You guys literally had the OG American serial killer, H.H. Holmes, attend school there

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Folks, let’s turn our attention to the USHL and head over to the Resch Center in beautiful Green Bay Wisconsin. I’ve never seen a fight celebrated harder than a game 7 OT winner in the Stanley Cup let alone by the guy who wasn’t even in the fight. Imagine doing the Bobby Orr jump because your goalie chucked at center ice during the 2nd period in game 16 of the season? The whole team celebrating on the bench like the countdown is on winning a championship as the clock strikes zero 🤣🤣
To be young again man. What a bunch of dipshits. And I mean that in the best way possible. You love to see the enthusiasm.
Thats baseball.

[Terry McAulay @tjmcaulay]

It’s always interesting to go back and see what actions start a sequence like this.

In the video on the left, it appears OSU #75 drives Mich #0 to the ground well after the play, which would be a personal foul.

The video on the right shows us what really happened. Mich #0 grabs #75 by the face mask and pulls him down. To make matters worse, Mich #6 then shoves #75 down.

What should have happened here, in addition to an ejection, Mich #0 should have been penalized for the face mask and Mich #6 should have been penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct for the late shove down. Each would be enforced separately half the distance to the goal.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brutus crossed out the M ❌
Then dotted the i in the snow ❄️

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

No matter how you feel about Patrick Roy, you have to admit that referencing a rematch four months from now and saying "you’re not going to fucking finish that game" goes so hard.

[Riley @rileyj97]

@scarletb1sh Oh yikes 😬 a face only a mother could love. Such a downgrade

[Josh Brooks @F530Josh]

Signal boosting on this for Sergeant Kevin Lloyd, who I did two deployments with.

A record correction package has been sitting on the Naval Board of Corrections for over a month.

It would update his record to reflect that he’s dying from an instrumentality of war, which would ensure his family receives full benefits as if he were killed in combat.

Because of the government shutdown, that package still hasn’t been approved.

This Marine is on his deathbed because of cancer directly related to burn pits.

@SenTedCruz and @RepLuttrell, you represent this Marine and his family. He’s in his final hours. Move heaven and Earth to make sure his family is taken care of, because I know you’ve already seen the messages my brothers have left on your phone lines.

Stop talking about it. Be about it, for once.

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

Okay, that’s an electric entrance.

Brutus zip lining into the Shoe is going to be hard to top.

[Sheng Peng @Sheng_Peng]

Reaves, on why he threw his helmet on the ice for Celebrini's hat trick: "I was just making sure there was something on the ice for him. Because we were away, so I didn't know how far up the Sharks fans were, if they have good arms or not."

Celebrini said he saw Reaves throw his helmet on the ice.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tucker. He was offered a tortilla but told to take it gently, and no one has ever understood the assignment better. 13/10

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Actor Chris Hemsworth surprises an Australian reporter

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This doggo went VIRAL for accidentally attending a live news in ARIZONA, and it’s never not funny.