bimbo gesserit

he/they

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

Definitely read this in the gay way and not the descriptive way that this contentslop engagement farm account meant

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The way these seeds are dyed

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

SSRI-gap relationship send tweet

[austí @austussy]

Chicago bitches don’t play about the ABBA cover band, they will trample you and stand on your lifeless body to get a better view

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[maff. 💫 @MathewNoKnowles]

MIND YOU she’s in a heel and the rest of the girls are in flats. like please.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

every zoomer age male, gay and straight, seems to have access to some store that sells like 5" inseam shorts that I cannot find either online or in reality

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

Now how did I get on the Gen X/Millennial cusp neolib "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" girlboss phishing text distribution list???

[mimi 🌊 @mollym1m1]

we owe so much to her

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

The thing about libel is it has to be untrue.

A Jewish baby born today in a West Bank community will have full rights in Israel, a vote in national elections, and access to civilian courts; a Palestinian baby born in that same community will have no democratic rights, tight restrictions on their movement, frequent harassment from settlers, and no access to justice beyond what Israel’s unaccountable military courts mete out.

That’s apartheid. It’s just literally apartheid.

If you think apartheid is really evil, such that it’s a terrible thing to say about a country, well, you’re right, it is. That’s why we have an issue here.

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

Just watched a disheveled man who I suspected to be some sort of Amish raw dog this 50 minute bus ride (no phone no book just hands on his lap, staring blankly ahead) then get out of the bus and immediately rip three of the largest vape clouds I've ever seen back to back to back.

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

I should be allowed to tell the bus driver that actually we don't need to stop at all of the spots in between where I get on and where I need to get off and that doing so would make me both sad and late

[Brad @BBBrad91]

Some images I took over the weekend in downtown Chicago

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

My dune... my Chicagakkis

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I dont think we appreciate enough the fact you can see Chicago from Indiana

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

Liked and saved

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

You can see the Chicago skyline visible from nearly 50 miles away in the Indiana Dunes sunset.

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Run the numbers again after tonight because my absolute boys and I are stepping out for margaritas

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Samuel Alito quoting FAKE DATA in his ruling that gutted the Voting Rights Act should be GROUNDS FOR DISMISSING THE DECISION AND FOR HIS IMMEDIATE REMOVAL.

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

My favorite part about buying fresh flowers is of course the free Cocaine

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

Woke up on my first day of a full week of PTO to clear, sunny skies and 65°. I have thus developed a visceral need to spend no less than four hundred and fifty dollars before the sun sets. I will accept gifts of resolve or cash.

[bimbo gesserit @rileyrambles]

me hitting the translate button

[Le détraqué de TWlTTER @remiscomet]

J’ai envie de sentir leur trou du cul après cet entraînement puis leur servir de décharge à foutre