Riley

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[Riley @rileyrasche]

And I live by that

[Wesley Helton @HeltonWes]

I've said some stupid things in my life...but never once have I asked where the party is at on Snapchat.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!

Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security 🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bruh, if I wanted to rummage through random personal shit, I could have done that at PAYPAL. Hello???

Having tens of millions of people marked in Social Security as “ALIVE” when they are definitely dead is a HUGE problem.

Obviously.

Some of these people would have been alive before America existed as a country. Think about that for a second …

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

I also apologize. That is why i dont try to spike the ball. 😂

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

Taylor’s stunning outfit today! #ChiefsKingdom

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

The lights are so bright, but they never blind us ✨

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

📷| @TaylorSwift13 attends tonight's Chiefs-Bears game

[inmedialife @inmedialife]

Charity’s mom: Dotun has a swag about him
Dotun:
#TheBachelorette

[Riley @rileyrasche]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

now why is Rachel sitting with Brayden…

#thebachelorette

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Prayers to the entire Barrett family 💔🙏🏽

[Prof of Reality Tv @Profesorreality]

Idk how I feel about Justin but his facial reactions are always SPOT on #BachelorInParadise

[claytons giant blue coat @BachYouLater]

The reactions to Victoria and Greg’s “Ciao” tattoos #BachelorInParadise

[mal @MAKintosh_2019]

Victoria: *spends the entire time telling Johnny she wasn’t involved with Gregg after Paradise*

Gregg: in the weeks after Bachelor in Paradise we ended up rekindling our relationship

Me and Johnny:
#bachelorinparadiseabc

[Riley @rileyrasche]

Someone convince me to NOT chop my hair… 💇‍♀️

[Riley @rileyrasche]

Just found my missing $50 Amazon gift card….. in the washer.

@amazon I would like to discuss your paper gift cards. 🤨

[Riley @rileyrasche]

Can y’all give your moms and extra tight hug for me?

[Riley @rileyrasche]

#NewProfilePic

[Riley @rileyrasche]

Everybody’s blind when the view is amazing.

[Riley @rileyrasche]

@datsderrick @Royals @WhitMerrifield I’m honored that I’m the person you think of 🥺

[Rebekah Williams @rebekahxdiane]

“Tis the season...for burning my tastebuds because I’m too impatient to wait for my hot drink to cool to an acceptable sipping temperature...FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA”