Riley Simpson

Hello World

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

@notconnorwatts What would you call a sumo ? If that's not peak model efficiency then idk what is

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

I once met Lewis Capaldi in a pub in Glasgow. He was absolutely smashed but he was good crack

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Who is the soundest celebrity you’ve met?

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Crippling debt

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What isn’t British but FEELS British?

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

Big government getting in the way of the boys fishing trip

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@DanNerdCubed Murica

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@ImAllexx No

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@DaftLimmy Those hand dryers have got some kick to em

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

Everyone asking america to vote but america sus. Vote Skip

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Why is it when folk cross the road , they sprint at the start and do that wee waddle half-way ? Turning on stealth mode so the cars canny see you. #mondaythoughts

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Prince William contracted Covid-19 in April at a similar time to his father Prince Charles, palace sources tell BBC https://t.co/SScudU94W7

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@Memeulous Sims 4

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@thetomska Ring of fire drinking game

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Halloween is making me wonder if Hogwarts had a dress code? Cause I genuinely feel like that would be a place where you can have two hair cuts and that's it

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

What an icon. Forever the best bond

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Sir Sean Connery, the actor who defined James Bond, has died aged 90 https://t.co/Z3vsV0CJ96

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

Cant wait for another downwards spiral of my own sanity in #SecondLockdown

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Wanna be racist but don't want the dirty looks? Try "Diet Racism" , all the fun of normal racism without the guilt of being a racist.

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

@JaneyGodley I wonder where its .... bin

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This is Omegle all over again

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Say goodbye and good riddance to the catfish 😲

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

If they can do it with The Witcher series then theres still hope

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

Netflix + Assassin's Creed

[Riley Simpson @rileysimpson99]

Going to a new gym is the adult equivalent to a child going to a play centre
#TuesdayThoughts