Riley

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[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Here’s some of the 78 Biden-era executive orders that have been reversed by Trump. Link to full list: https://t.co/Dcxw6jQqHJ

[Riley @rileysschubert]

this is Michelangelo. he is a strong & curious big boy. he enjoys head rubs & flopping over on the ground for tummy pats. Mikey also loves helping you make dinner while sitting on the counter.

[Riley @rileysschubert]

This is O’Malley, our first foster cat. He was already adopted when we got him, we just had to wait for the application to be accepted. He is now in a loving home where he can get all of the attention he wants.

[Riley @rileysschubert]

this is Stella. the shelter we got her from thought she was a neutered male but sike! she is a spunky, vocal, chonky and very dependent lady. she got to go to her furever home where her new mom absolutely adores her 🤩

[Riley @rileysschubert]

I can’t wait for Spotify in 2022 to tell me all I did in 2021 was listen to Olivia Rodrigo

[Riley @rileysschubert]

I know I’m an adult because I’m mad bar stools are only sold in sets of 2 AND I NEED THREE

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@jaedenromine men really do the minimum 🤣

[Riley @rileysschubert]

2:30am & I want sushi

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@homoshreksual69 literally

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@rissriss266 I WANT THEM ALL CARISSA

[Riley @rileysschubert]

chiropractors are SEXY

[Riley @rileysschubert]

all you need to know about me is that in my free time I like to prematurely pay all my bills

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@haleynicole_w Hahahha yes okay that one wins

[Riley @rileysschubert]

give me one good reason I shouldn’t chop all my hair off again

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@_twistedp yes thank you

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@rissriss266 oh

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@_twistedp might lay out & try to get a tan

[Riley @rileysschubert]

why buy me flowers when you can venmo me $100?

[Riley @rileysschubert]

Tarzan, Mulan & Pocahontas are the SUPREME Disney movies & no other opinions are allowed at this time thank you

[Riley @rileysschubert]

every once in a while I remember the Tarzan soundtrack exists & Phil Collins just did not have to go that hard

[Riley @rileysschubert]

@b_flames96 goodbye

[Riley @rileysschubert]

who you thought was the cutest on Big Time Rush really defines the kind of person you are