Riley Steele

Hold up wait a minute, y’all thought I was finished? | Puerto Rico made me; Philly tried to kill me | Brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

An exceptional cat weekend in various cities across the East Coast

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

My most recent tweet is shitting on Tim Ream I take it all back goat

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Last night, we received a message of support from POTUS ahead of our World Cup journey.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Can’t even say this about American Tottenham fans, I be waking up at 7am to watch us lose 1-0 to Bournemouth, there’s no pretending I am quite literally stuck with them lmao

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

The USMNT still having a load-bearing Tim Ream has and will continue to put such a low ceiling on my optimism for this squad in the WC

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Tim Ream has been named as the #USMNT captain by Mauricio Pochettino for the FIFA World Cup 2026. 🫡

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

There’s a 31 year old guy out there who will watch 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time this week so they can be caught up on The Rewatchables

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

I’m sorry but this is shameful. 1-0 every week whether sporting, burnley, west ham. Terrible to watch, 85 points, and fans acting like they’re all Tupac for supporting the same club as Piers Morgan. The most despicable manager in the world. Get fucked

[girltalksball @girltalksball]

bad boy pistons getting stuffed in a locker by the cat dad cavaliers

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

Fuck your bright lights. Fuck the fawning over Beef Stew. Respect Cade and Bball Paul, nobody else. Go Cavs

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

Nobody better! We’ll miss you Mike

[Mike Mahoney @AthCommsMM]

My last day with Penn Athletics was May 4.

What a privilege to spend nearly 21 years working with coaches and student-athletes who so proudly represent the Red and Blue, and especially being an ambassador for The Palestra.

"Celebrate endings, for they precede new beginnings."

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Just realized racism will finally get that high speed railroad funded when Spirit customers start flying Delta.

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

Klay Thompson it’s not too late to also stage an assassination to help your credibility

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

KD in those group chats asking how was he supposed to win with those bums now his squad bout to get sent home by the dude who went on a Finals run with George Hill as his #2. There’s really levels to this shit. Do not ever mention that man with Bron. They are not on the same tier

[ken @JaiIpose]

Tell her Bron still doin it lol

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

$518 in the name of our lord and savior Jeremiyah Love for our beautiful refugees. Go Irish @edsbs @HollyAnderson @mikegolicjr #CharitibundiBowl

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

lowkey what it feels like leaving 30th street station on the NE regional and seeing the Philly skyline

[Riley Steele @rileysteele11]

De Zirbi out (just getting ahead of it / he’s a shit human)

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

find the nearest beautiful woman and wish her a happy CR month

[Bradford William Davis @BWDBWDBWD]

unlike most of the people who will probably reply to this post, Bob Costas actually attempts to do his homework on the issues he discusses. but for me, assuming preparedness makes his conclusion more disappointing.

even from the philosophical framework of "fairness," the IOC allowed sports to determine strict hormone ranges to minimize the edge case of a trans woman "doping" by not taking their meds before a competition. Bob likely knows this. or at least he should.

(there are problems with this approach too, as Caster Semenya will tell you! but it was an attempt.)

now a very small amount of talented people have to choose between being themselves and playing sport at a high level. they aren't disrupting sports, but sports is disrupting them.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

There is no human being inside of Mr. Met.

If you remove his head, you're confronted with a void of complete nothingness that will drive you to madness after only a few seconds of exposure.