Riley Carr

I never let anyone know my next move but f*ck it catch me at the bar

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

Does life get any better that this?

[Marvelous USA @marveloususa]

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[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

Thanks @CallofDuty for going soft

[Emilio @eguzman35]

My coworker got a girlfriend and now his lunches look like an elementary students mom made it. Bro was eating some celery with peanut butter and raisins on top and dude said it’s called “ants on a log” 💀💀where tf can I find one of those

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@MikeMaza1 @NicoCirc_ @EBKShorty_ They aren’t wrong tho

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@MikeMaza1 @NicoCirc_ I am taking donations

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@NicoCirc_ How else you suppose to start it??

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

I know I’m getting old cause I was just sitting in my backyard thinking how good my lawn looks after I just mowed it. This is really what my life has come to, literally just watching grass grow

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@NicoCirc_ Yeah same pick me one up too

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@McDonalds your employees just called me ignorant because they didn’t put my McNuggets in the bag when I never got my nuggets

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

You know I really don’t know why I go to the bar when the very nice ladies at the liquor store give me free shots

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

Come on now we barely started the new year and they are already popping off rounds

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@NicoCirc_ Sheesh no big deal

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@eguzman35 @NicoCirc_ He just had to pee he said “fuck I’m going to the gas station to go pee” I said “you can just Use mine”

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@NicoCirc_ @MikeMaza1 Screw it we got money at United

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@MikeMaza1 Need a copilot?

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

Hope everyone has a better Friday than I’m having so far. Big red getting towed again

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@NicoCirc_ @MikeMaza1 Headed to ya

[Riley Carr @rileytree59]

@NicoCirc_ Now we all old and send that shit to the mechanic to fix