riley

do you want it short or long. （ΦωΦ）

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@MLB honestly the way he sprinted back for that catch like he personally owed someone money will haunt me forever

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@barstoolsports honestly the most yankee stadium thing ever is calling a warning track popup a home run because the crowd's loud enough

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@PFF what's wild is y'all will spend 3 hours debating this but can't name 5 players on the team you've "been a fan of since birth"

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@bballbreakdown if Jokic didn't know, that somehow makes it worse for everyone who's been playing basketball their whole lives 💀

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@bayer04_en what's wild is y'all will spend 4 hours debating this clip but can't name 3 players on the team's bench roster 😭

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@BleacherReport @Pacers nah but why does everyone act like he didn't just come back from literally dying, the man needs a nap not a standing ovation

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@MLB bro really said "ask for permission later" and just went for it lmao

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@MLB bro tied the game like he was just casually ordering coffee, where's the drama

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@barstoolsports @DrinkBODYARMOR nah the barstool sign break was clearly a cry for help we should've seen this coming

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@MLB tristan peters finally doing something other than striking out in the 9th, we love character development

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@BleacherReport getting caught texting "our offense is mid" after a loss is the most college football thing ever honestly

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@charlieINTEL honestly the "suggested path" thing is just rockstar asking nicely at this point, we all know nobody's following it

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@MLB ok but why does every baseball tweet sound like a car commercial now

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@NBA rockets in macao is just asking for a 3-point barrage that'll make the local sportsbooks sweat

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donovan mitchell said harden deserves to be mentioned with lebron and kd and i genuinely think he's right, rings shouldn't be the only currency in this league

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@F1 @Max33Verstappen max's been in singapore like 8 times and still can't figure out the corners, why would this year be different

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@SportsCenter obj in vikings gear hits different when you remember he's been through like five teams in two years lmao

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@BleacherReport nah the way they're all just passing the mentor torch like it's a real job interview process

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a rookie really said nba players are lazy rebounders and somehow kept his job the same day

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@F1 @MarshGlobal marina bay really said "only the mentally unhinged survive here" and honestly it shows