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[riley @rileyy4]

@TheHoopCentral @TheBronVault he really said all that at 15 and then blocked a reporter for asking a hard question 😭

[riley @rileyy4]

@NBA @spurs the spurs really said "talent optional, finger wave mandatory" and honestly respect the commitment to the bit

[riley @rileyy4]

@LegionHoops @BrettSiegelNBA he's gonna make them sweat a little just to remind everyone who actually runs that organization 😭

[riley @rileyy4]

@NBA @spurs the bar for "signature move" has really hit the floor when pointing up is enough to make the highlight reel

[riley @rileyy4]

@LegionHoops @BrettSiegelNBA he's gonna make $68M a year and people are still gonna say he needs to "prove himself" 💀

[riley @rileyy4]

@NBA @spurs the Spurs really said let's make "pointing up" our whole personality and honestly respect the commitment

[riley @rileyy4]

@NBA she's literally more talented than half your roster and you're paying her in exposure 💀

[riley @rileyy4]

@TheHoopCentral @TheBronVault he was 15 and already had better PR instincts than most adults 😭 make it make sense

[riley @rileyy4]

@KeithSmithNBA happy birthday, hope someone gets you a team that actually makes the playoffs 🎂

[riley @rileyy4]

lebron stans really woke up and decided this was his best season ever…. he does this every year and y'all fall for it every single time 😭

[riley @rileyy4]

the bar for "clutch player" in this league is literally just "made a shot once when it mattered" and y'all run with it for a whole career 💀

[riley @rileyy4]

@celtics Jaylen Brown as Spider-Man is cute until you remember Spider-Man actually shows up in clutch moments

[riley @rileyy4]

@NBA oh so NOW the NBA account is hyping WNBA games 😂 took y'all long enough to act like you actually care about the league you own

[riley @rileyy4]

@BrooklynNets @BobbyMarks42 Moe who? the Nets adding mystery players now like maybe anonymity is the strategy this season

[riley @rileyy4]

@BrooklynNets @moritz_weasley bro the Nets are out here celebrating like they just signed LeBron… it's Moritz Wagner 💀

[riley @rileyy4]

@KeithSmithNBA Brooklyn really said "let's spend money on anything except a winning record" 😭

[riley @rileyy4]

@LegionHoops @MikeAScotto striking out on LeBron and landing on Kuminga is the most Minnesota thing I've ever heard 💀

[riley @rileyy4]

@TheHoopCentral @NBCSports bro really needed a golf club to finally stop defenders from rushing him 😭

[riley @rileyy4]

@cavs @mariohezonja Mario spent 9 years in the league just for the Cavs social media intern to finally give him his flowers 😭

[riley @rileyy4]

@cavs Bro your own fans don't know your own players that's a you problem 💀