Riley Yank

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Pretty sure goosebumps are just mini biceps #gainz #imback #12followers

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Do these five simple things to help stop coronavirus (COVID-19).

DO THE FIVE
1️⃣ HANDS: Wash them often
2️⃣ ELBOW: Cough into it
3️⃣ FACE: Don’t touch it
4️⃣ FEET: Stay more than 3ft (1m) apart
5️⃣ FEEL: Sick? Stay home

*General public health information*

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

You know I don't understand why vaping is now cool, my nebulizer was never "cool" #doyounebulizebro

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Why do engineers' laptops look like refrigerators? And sound like earthquakes? #thoughts #justgetamac

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Like Alicia Keys once said, My quads are on fireeeeeeee #legday

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

If my family ever made a website together... well you should just expect the termination of the internet #toomuchintensity

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

If cows eat grass and we eat cows, why can't we just eat grass? #thoughts #spinachisexpensive

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Ma grabbed everyone's birth certificate from the house so we're alllll set #thatsallyouneed #helloIrma #whataboutremi

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Do you want dried-up beef jerky or big juicy steaks!? #stayhydrated

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Computer is so slow right now that it rainbow balls me when I type a letter in a word doc #norushtakeyourtime

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Ma drives her shopping cart like she drives her car: fast, aggressive and with no regrets #pleasedriveresponsibly

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

What it looks like to flex every muscle in your face. Some old process work #tense #pastel #art #drawing #color #portrait #constipation

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Snow is just the sky's dandruff

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

@mopolanco13 just heart failure #ImJokingRelax

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Life is really just about finding a small and a large to make a medium #thoughts

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

I spend a latte money on coffee

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

When people refer to me as "the lady with the brace" I refer to them as the "human with the face" #even

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

@emilyshoemakerr @court_hunt18 #giggles https://t.co/i01IrkpHSU

[SoccerGirl @SoccerGirlFC]

When you're giggling with your teammate at practice and coach walks by 😳🤐 https://t.co/uxIvsLLkr9

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

Living in south Florida and going to school in upstate New York is like eating carrots with glue; it just doesn't make sense

[Riley Yank @rileyyank]

That'd be nice if there was a command z for life