rilley griffin

I put commas wherever I want, and pineapple on my pizza 💅🏻

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

grown man: *uses n word*

my 7 year old: we don't say that word, you racist piece of shit.

👏🏻

[Jim Dalrymple II @Dalrymple]

A whole bunch of comfort dogs are currently at Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

my kid loves every adaptation of peter pan out there & it makes me so happy ✨#secondstartotheright #straightontilmorning

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

@BakerJonathan it's easier than 3 course meals from other places. just bizarre it didn't catch on.

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

what did I do to deserve the annoying people in this waiting room ?

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

@nathansheppard_ @beautifulyouc IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A DECADE it makes the most sense

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

people who keep their sound on while texting in waiting rooms fucking suck 🙄

[xi @xiuh9000]

lay with me

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

public service announcement: season 5 of wentworth is finally on netflix 🙃

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

The ones who don't follow you, follow your every move. The ones who don't like you, wanna be just like you. Blessings.

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

I fucking love moana

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

@StephenKing should've guessed you were a virgo

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

I'm debating going to see it by myself bc no one will go with me 🎈

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

I've never been crankier in all my days

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

me to ariah: do you like your life?
ariah: yeah, but there's one thing missing.
me:what's that?
ariah: riverboat treasure hunting.

🙄

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

I'm sorry you're addicted to something that is repulsive, but walk your lazy ass away from the entrance to my work with it bc I'm not.

[rilley griffin @rilleygriffin]

ppl at work smoking by the "do not smoke in front of the building" sign that's literally attached to the building all need to choke to death