Riley Ramone

Chief Ticketeer @TicketlabUK. Product Engineer @ John Lewis Partnership. Supporter of gigs in libraries @LoudinLibraries.

Mastodon: @[email protected]

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https://t.co/7UsEuRghfx

[Mark Ollila @markollila]

I wonder who would be interested in buying the domain https://t.co/pX96oGkF06 @pizzahut @dominos @meatlivestock @PRButcher @butcherbox @crowdcowusa @holygrailsteak @mortons @Moinkbox @OmahaSteaks @MarxFoods Let me know. We are selling it.

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For fun and as an experiment, I set up my own #Mastodon instance https://t.co/5U0gYX5OTi. You can find me over there @[email protected]
@joinmastodon

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Crappé diem.

[Ticketlab @ticketlabUK]

London Community Gospel Choir (@LCGCtweets) are playing a one-off show in Fellowship Square, Waltham Forest on Sunday 7th August. Bringing their world-renowned act to their local community, this is an unmissable open-air treat for the whole family. https://t.co/VMGZs3WqQg

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Bad weather day for bins.

[GetitLoudinLibraries @LoudinLibraries]

Two shiny rock n roll library gems announced and on sale for Independent Venue Week 2022 @IVW_UK today.

Bess Atwell * Lancaster Library
The Goon Sax * Coventry Central Library

On sale 10am

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One of those days when you try in vain to clean your glasses, only to realise it was your eyeballs that needed cleaning.

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I've just written an article about why you need a website. Totally biased of course, since I make websites. https://t.co/mckA7sQtgh

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Approve your cat’s vacation request. I know a hostile workplace when I see it.

[MUSH @hellomushband]

The seminal rock band MUSH have reformed to play a series of intimate UK dates. On sale tomorrow at 10:00.

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@jmwsolicitors Morning. We've been trying to get through but aren't getting any response. Could you get back to me ASAP please.

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Thanks for the inspiration @sian8baker - we're all living our best lives digitally right now, even @mummra.the.cat. https://t.co/doaAj7BGjp

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Thinking of rebranding myself as a comedian, in case that would make my anecdotes seem more believable.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/gc3IJ3wtT9

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Dream time https://t.co/70euvYKRP0

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Hi @BorisJohnson. You turned the oven on, but forgot to set the temperature. Shall we get a takeaway instead?

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@LibraryFiend I think @MetroUK have been mining your feed for content: https://t.co/LQ9K9LDlTa

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Rishi the scientist, testing swabs for covid. Only likes giving out good news; someone else can tell them the test came back positive. Arriving from nowhere into this role, you wonder if he lied on his CV. Just one science accident away from being a superhero.

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Whenever I see a member of this government dressed up pretending to do the job of a normie, my mind contorts: Is this their regular job? Are they just pretending to be politicians? How much better off would we be if they did this job rather than being in Parliament?

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Boris the paver. We saw him coming a mile away, but we still hired him. The super spreader himself, spreading his legs and paving the way. The road is shaky, unpopular and leads to ruin, but he'll only have a job as long as he keeps going, so does so despite warnings.