If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.
Thank you.
Attending: Is this patient on a GLP-1 inhibitor? You didn’t mention that on rounds.
Me: Sure I did—how do you think they lost all that weight?
Attending: You said they climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
Me: No I said they were on that killa mounjaro.
Attending: Why are you like this.