Lex 🍋

You will not always be lost, and someday, you will find yourself again, buried underneath a pile of hope and faith.

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

How did I end up with a job that when I set my alarm for 0515, it’s considered sleeping in 😩

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

down bad

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

AND it’s in an assisted living home?!

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

Okay internet. Why did I not know about this new Michael Schur show??

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

Was gonna tweet about how work is making me wanna kms but Spider-Man 4 is trending so I am healed 😌

[Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs]

still relevant

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

Okay BUT not only did I secure a show in Tampa, my clb got Philly tickets 🥲

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

As much as I want a set list that includes a variety - hearing The Black Parade live in its entirety might actually change my soul

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

And there are only TEN SHOWS. Imma lose it 😩

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

MCR dropping a tour in the middle of the fuckery of my finances and in the middle of my work day is devastating.

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

🫡 all hail dry honey nut cheerios in a sandwich bag 🫡

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

get someone who gets it

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

not one woman who lived through 2016 is allowing herself to be fully excited right now. the body remembers.

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

When Five tries to jump and fails during Run Boy Run makes me cry everytime 😢 he was just a baby

[𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧🫀🩻 MCR PHX @zoloftpurgatory]

Guys sugar has gotten too sweet :(

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

-.backslide.-

[Lex 🍋 @rimalexa]

I wonder who would’ve won this year’s Halloween Heist. Kevin should’ve won at least one year tbh