Rimian

No

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The only reason your cat doesn’t eat you is because it can’t.

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Dark blue is just black with some blue in it. Brown is just orange with some black in it. Fuck orange. I’m not going to discuss yellow. Fuck that.

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I’ve just listened to the Super Deluxe Remastered 30 year mono alternate demo rare Acapulco back track demo dropped just now track demo alternative remastered.

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Fuck that guy who killed John Lennon

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Every musician on YouTube someone comments they’re underrated.

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I need a razor that really takes shaving to another level. Some space age thing with lasers and AI.

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Sweet chilli sauce with mayo? Nope.

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@NRMA really? I need to verify I’m human to unsubscribe?

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Free to air TV is rubbish. I can remember when stations used to try to deliver good content. Now, it’s just idiots talking about nothing.

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My 2yo car doesn’t have USB-C. Time for a new car.

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Internet cafes! Ha ha!

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Don’t talk to me if you have a silly hat

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Thank you France. Thank you Argentina. That was fucking awesome.

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Is it too late to learn guitar, make sourdough and get a medium sized dog?

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You know, you can just leave the microphone off camera. We don’t need to see the microphone because we can hear it.

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Dogs be like bark, bark, bark, woof, woof fucken making a racket and soon as there’s some thunder or loud noise they’re like ooh I’m scared of loud noises. Fuck that.

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Technically, the expression should be “From the vagina to the grave” but hey it’s not that important.

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Wtf is with mcshit and monopoly.

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Someone asked me if I had an air fryer. Yeah! An oven.

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I’m tired of all this crime in the city. I’m going to fix it myself. First I need to dress up like a bat.